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macrodata department: man it's so hard being a teenager

gemma the whole time:

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also i'm such a gemma girlie. i don't mean in relation to mark or vs helly i don't care about any of that i'm a gemma girl forever. it's me and her. what if you thought you were eurydice until the last second until you turned around just in time to realize you were orpheus

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“we shared vessels” is up there but funniest fucking shot of the episode is that cut to the empty MDR work station. dylan busy homewrecking his own marriage. irving wrecking someone else’s. mark and helly in the ninth circle of a four dimensional situationship. Seth out of office for the day on an official paperclip management seminar. Idk why reddit is so pressed about finishing Cold Harbour that shit is NOT getting done

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but of course mark s feels nothing for gemma that’s what he was born to do

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How does it feel? I don't know, I...

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The “mad scientist” trope is becoming a lost art, kudos to severance for embracing it so gloriously. She shows up, she kills people, she (probably) stalks you, she steals your snacks and moves into your basement, she’ll do experimental brain surgery any time any place. And she’s kind of adorable. God bless.

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you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

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this is how i envision the dialogue in severance having never watched it and only seeing peoples incomprehensible posts about it

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SEVERANCE 2.04 | Woe's Hollow

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do you mean this in a “you might grow, I’m not sure” way? Or in a “I allow you to grow if I feed you carrots” way? I’m a little confused here

If I feed you carrots you may grow

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people who say “hear me out” about conventionally attractive people piss me off so bad. “hear me out: Gerard Way. i don’t care that he’s 48, hear me tf out..” yes he’s 48 but he’s also CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE. if i can look at your “hmo🥺🥺” and see IMMEDIATELY why you’re attracted to them, that’s not a hmo. that is just a Person That You Happen to Find Attractive. a real example of a hmo is like. the number 7. the color green.

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Taylor Swift - Fearless

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Taylor Swift - Evermore

My birthday twin!

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Taylor Swift - Folklore

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Taylor Swift - Speak Now

Of course the next logical option was to do my all time favorite album, Speak Now <3

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Taylor Swift - Midnights

All four editions!

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