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I am le poopo mam

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I am le poopo mam

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"You replaced me," the frog said.

I sigh. "It had to be done."

*a single tear rolls down my cheek*

"You will always be my friend, little frog. You know that? You can replace bug killers, but you can't replace friendship."

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Um...

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Guys i am literally just talking to myself imagining that people will actually respond lmao

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Idk what to talk about. Can someone talk through my lips please.

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@pukicho can i get a kissie please i am slepy

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Horrid sexy horrors

Of which have not been seen

Constructed here, from lust and fear

In Lovecraft's first wet dream

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I know we've gone through much

Through pain and rain and shine

But if i start to carve bananas

Will you still be mine

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A tumble, whirl, a cascade down

A sea of shades of grey

Between, above, under, below

My choices all will stay

A lean between the paths of life

So much to my dismay

Shall push me back, so slow and lithe

To repeat yesterday

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Baby baby dogggggg

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HAH WAIT YOU DONT SEE LUNG CANCER YOU BREATHE THE CANCER LIKE WEEHOO COUGH COUGH DAMN MUST GOTS DA CANCER AGAIN HAH I'M PEAK COMEDY

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Yo yo yo will my bro hi idk if ur still on Tumblr but I thought this was a fun way to say hello

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My brother just told me Oreos are dry ice cream sandwiches and I. Am. Shook.

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I think in gonna make it as an artist boys

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Me:

You:

Me: *leaves room*

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I guess you're... A newcomer to the concept?

If your wizard OC doesn’t have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you