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Dear local stores I can drive to:

You want to carry KN95 masks.

Sincerely,

A guy who hates online ordering

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i know that a lot of people don’t care about the idea of public lands being sold, which saddens me greatly because that’s literally your land! like yeah it technically belongs to the state but the state holds it in trust for you! and your children! and your children’s children and their children’s children!

public lands support biodiversity, provide places for outdoor recreation, and beyond being useful they’re an endemic part of what makes the USA the country that it is

US politicians who even entertain the idea of selling our public lands are not your friends, and in fact the sale of public lands is a canary in the coal mine for all the other terrible shit those politicians are willing to do at the expense of the american people

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say it with me: deserts aren't inherently bad. deserts are very important and are home to many ecosystems. you want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a healthy, thriving desert. you don't want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a forest. deserts and forests are distinct, separate biomes that are both indispensable. you want to see them both at their best. and a desert at its best doesn't look like a forest at its best. they're each beautiful in their own way.

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"That's weird, why does it feel like my blood sugar's low? Anyways-" [does nothing about it for hours, not realizing]

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kissing your forehead because i love your weird brain

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📬✉️📃➡️👋☕🫂💚🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥

YEAHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 You're going to be asleep by then tho but TRUST ☝️ I will be loud and annoying about it

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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

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Infinite Baths. You agree

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Sometimes the point of it all isn’t all that obvious. Sometimes the point of it all is less of the neon glowing sign you were hoping for, the unmistakable one that would leave no room for interpretation, a clear signal that you’re going the right way. Perhaps, sometimes, you begin to realize that the point of it all might be interwoven in the little things you do, the small jokes you make to make a friend smile or the way you style your hair that makes you feel a little bit better about yourself. It still evades you often, leaving behind a shadow that you can only chase after, making you question whether it’s there at all, but it’ll come back. It’ll come back.

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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$20 used to mean something

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would you ever make a serious attempt on becoming vegetarian/vegan?

(for whatever reason: health, as an act of protest, just cus you wanna, etc etc)

pls add an 'already am' option

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So some people already have their Japanese version of EIA and lyrics are about to start floating around. Which is very exciting but also, we're about to get an answer to the baddie/body spitting ice/spinning eyes debacle.

(or not, depending on how they translated - if by actual slang/words or if by a Japanese equivalent to retain the sentiment)

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Question for any side sleepers, because I read something and it sounds fake so I'm polling the most trustworthy people I know (my Tumblr mutuals). Is your arm often in between your mattress and torso / does your shoulder stay aligned with your body as you lie on it, or does your shoulder get pushed and forward out of the way and you sleep directly on the side of your torso?

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ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴅᴏᴍ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ