Why was Kakashi 26 and leading a group of preteen ninja. He should’ve been at the club.vanessa 25 she/her
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Obsessed with the fact that Sasuke wore his sluttiest deep v billowy white shirt in the wind to see his situationship. Amazing stuff right there.
#And with the screen waiting till Naruto showed up to show the full detail toe to head camera pan of Sasuke’s current self in the time skip#when everybody else who had seen him till that point only got a silhouette lol#ALSO the fact that 6 minutes into the first episode of shippuden… they really said here is what the show is about. it’s based around this#like any major arc is like woaaah *moves plot forward* and then Naruto always brings it back to Sasuke#he’s so me and he’s so real#Sasuke#sasuke uchiha#uchiha sasuke#Naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#naruto: shippuden#naruto shippuden#shippuden#mine
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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.
Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)
Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/
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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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Your social justice should be founded on love for others, not on a desire to be the most visibly enlightened.
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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*
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