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trying zander is exactly what noah is doing       he’s probably three seconds from getting punched in the face multiple times, but he can’t help it. it’s amusing. oops. “i feel like you’re exaggerating how loud i am, you know ?? are you sure it’s even fuckin’ me, ‘cause there are other people in this hall that actually throw parties and shit.” he grins at zander then, more so just to see if it’ll piss him off. “i’m not an idiot, far from it even though it seems it. it was a joke, surely to god that stick up that’s up your ass isn’t lodged that far in there, zander.”

his words cause zander to cease his movements and maybe if he wasn’t trying to be a responsible adult, he would just smack the eyebrows right off his face. but, alas, he has to play it cool and he knows it. these people were really tryin’ him though. “listen…i don’t care what you do, man. i really don’t. but i’m tryin’ to take care of an actual human being who needs to sleep and gets real fuckin’ cranky when she doesn’t get it.” he explains. “and i’m not gonna put earmuffs on my kid just because you can’t understand the concept of shutting the fuck up. i know you’ve smoked a lot of weed, but surely to god you’re not that stupid.”  

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“everyone calls me the twink, where you’re the actual poster child for the word; does that tell you anything ??” noah smirks at derrick, nudging the other’s foot with his. “damn, you knew exactly what i was thinking, how’d you know ?? aw, you’re so sweet, flattering me like this. it’s making me just want to drop to my knees for you. hate sex ?? what, you gonna slam me against a wall or something after i yell at you for selling me shitty weed ?? i can see it now.” noah groans, batting derricks hand away with a mock scowl. “shut the fuck up, asshole. i’m not blushing.” his eyebrows raise then, mouth turning into a grin. “aw, how cute. now you’re the one blushing !!”

“how so ?? am i that big of a sub ?? ” he chuckled, raising his eyebrows, pulling his lip ring in between his teeth. “are you saying you wanna fuck noah ?? because i’m totally up for that, you’re fucking hot dude. ” he laughed, biting his lip, shaking his head. “i don’t mind being frenemies with you, we can totally have hate sex.” he nodded. “you’re blushing !! that is so cute, look at you.” he giggled, reaching out to pinch the boy’s cheek. “i might have a person, we kissed for the first time the other day so we’re making some progress.”

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as soon as tobias speaks he’s covering his eyes with his arm, a low groan coming from his own lips. “late, probably. now shut up, y’sound like you’re fuckin’ screaming in my ear.” noah burrows further under the covers ( and more into tobias ), a small yawn falling from his mouth. “sleep time, no talking time.”

tobias woke up with a throbbing headache a head of curls peeking out next to him on the bed. last night was hazy, with bits and pieces coming back to him the more he blinked his eyes open. “fuck,” tobias mumbled, groaning at the light beaming into the room, hurting his eyes and making his head throb. “what time is it?” tobias mumbled, seeing his suit scattered on the ground.

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“do i ?? if i admit it, you might hold it over me. damn, i tried !! explains why as soon as i popped out a whole bunch of smoke followed.” he can’t help but grin back at his cousin, and as she moves he’s sitting up straighter, legs crossed. “please tell me you actually have some good shit and not the weird ass shit you had last time.”

“ you love me, admit it. and, no, you most definitely cannot. i’m the older cousin so only i can do the disowning, sorry. probably in the womb. actually, nah, kidding, you were definitely smokin’ in auntie jane’s belly. ”  with a grin she pushes herself up from the couch, making her way to the drawer where she kept her supplies and pulling out the necessary objects.

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noah: always !! i’ll be ur new bodyguard noah: i do my best!!!!!!!!! noah: of course i will ur bringing me food noah: i'll be awaiting @ my door for u noah: hm , NOTED .

aliyanna: it’s ok cause i’ve got you looking out for me, right??? aliyanna: you flatter me, noah!!!  aliyanna: of course you will, let’s not be silly aliyanna: zoom zoom,, i’m on my way aliyanna: debatable… JUST KIDDING!! of course i do :D  

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“it was done lovingly, you know. didn’t i cuddle you after ?? you have no reason to not have invited me, ha.”

“i haven’t forgotten the fact that you kicked me in the shin, my love.”

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shit        maybe he shouldn’t of gotten so drunk last night, the remains of weed in his system as his head feeling like a thousand tonnes. he’s so focused on actually opening his eyes that it takes him a few minutes to realize there was warmth next to him        body heat, his brain supplies, and oh. that’s new, very new, and before he knows it he’s sinking back into tobias, as close as he dares. what the fuck.

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if noah was in any other shitty mood than this, he would have laughed at kieran’s expression. “snooks ?? man, you really must be confused if that’s the best you can come up with. want me to leave, then ?? then you can be lonely and miserable on your own as always.”

he narrows his hues, eyebrows furrowed as he made out a confusion look – what, and how the fuck … ? normally, he’d take pride in whatever it was he did that made noah tick but now, he doesn’t even know what exactly to be proud about. “  jesus, chill the fuck out, snooks. what did i even do to be graced by your pissy ass today ? ”  

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“the fact that you didn’t invite me hurts deep, deep down.”

“i’ve done nothing today except watch netflix, drink beer, and eat pizza. truly a very productive day for me.”

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“you’re literally the worst cousin i’ve ever had. can i disown you ?? and yes, obviously. when have i ever said no to that in my life ??”

“ all i ever see when i look at your face is ug-lay, so sorry if i didn’t notice your case of the grumps. wanna get high and watch a movie?” 

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noah: u exist noah: SHUT UP ASSHOLE noah: that’s literally the worst lie ever i hope u know noah: I DON’T USE FEBREZE

kieran: wht hv i done to deserve this h8 ? kieran: ya w/ ur SHADE kieran: I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND /: kieran: at least i dont have to fabreze mine to keep it FRE$H

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noah: i don’t think that’s a v good habit  noah: ur literally the best person i know tbh noah: since ur coming over i might even let u ! noah: whenever u want ! noah: no you wouldn’t u love me too much 2 bite me !

aliyanna: did i? oh, didn’t realize. must be habit aliyanna: no worries, i’ll get the best kind! y’know, movie theater butter, mmm aliyanna: YEAH, that’d be fun. telling secrets and stuff.. plus i’ve always wanted to braid your hair aliyanna: after the ball, you mean? aliyanna: I AM NOT!! if i had canines, i’d bite you

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“read my lips: get. over. yourself.”

“sounds a bit hypocritical, no? i’m not asking for much, for god’s sake.” 

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he didn’t mean to snap, really. it just        kind of happened. “aren’t i usually the picture of fuckin’ sunshine when i’m high, bianca ?? my fuckin’ stash ran out, if you can’t fuckin’ tell.” he turns his attention to his shoes, mouth twisting. “        please.”

bianca’s mouth closes abruptly as she wasn’t expecting that reacting from the male. eyebrows raised in confusion, the brunette took a few seconds to dart her brown hues around his features, looking for an explanation. “are you high? — noah, i don’t understand? we can talk about the book another time if you want…are you okay though? do you want a glass of water?”

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“well when the hell are you going to be done so i can fuckin’ leave ??” maybe he should just walk out, but he’s slighty scared zander might punch him in the face for moving, even if noah himself is furious as hell. he doesn’t even want to be here, what the fuck. wasn’t the point of him being a adult meant he didn’t have to sit through shitty things like this ?? “are you ?? oh goody.” he says it deadpan, eyes dull as he finally stares at zander. “i only have one person over at a time unless it’s during the day, asshole. give her some fuckin’ earmuffs.”

brows furrow together and zander has half a mind to just slap the dumb right out of the boy then and there. but he refrains. because he’s a responsible adult or, at least, that’s what he keeps telling himself. “i’m not done.” he clarifies. his hands rest on his hips as he paces back and forth in a slow rhythm in front of the couch. he’s trying to be nice, he really is, but the matters at hand are a little more than irritating. “i’m just gonna put it bluntly for you.” he tells him. “you and your ‘lil loud ass friends need to bring it down about ten notches. i can’t have you waking up my daughter every ten minutes just because you’re tryin’ to get your dick wet while blowin’ smoke outta your ears.”

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“if you can’t tell by my obviously sparkling and smiling expression, the last thing i want to do is talk about this shitty subject and whatever comes the fuck with it.” noah lets out a loud, l o n g sigh. “sorry. not really, but you know. sorry.”

“ ok - first of all, rude. and second of all…fuckin’ rude.”  she nudges his leg with her socked toe, sprawled across the couch beside him. “ if you don’t wanna talk about it that’s fine, but don’t take it out on me. “

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if he was in any mood but this, he’d be laughing at kieran’s expression that he could just see from the corner of his eyes, and even the flow of bullshit that comes from his mouth but well        obviously he isn’t in the mood. “you’re not kayne, why the fuck are you quoting yourself ?? and if someone did come in my asshole, it’s none of your goddamn business.”

saying that he was the least bit surprised at the male’s sudden outburst would be the biggest lie of the century, seeing as noah had his hues set on anything BUT him and what seemed like a permanent cross expression fixed onto his features. but when does that ever stop him ?  “  to quote myself, who came in your asshole this morning ? – christ,  ”