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Sometimes I'm a boy or a guy but I'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud
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whatethehecke · 7 years
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them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that
me: snip snip
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whatethehecke · 7 years
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I love drunk me but I don’t trust her
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whatethehecke · 7 years
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*deletes your nudes to make space for dog pics*
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whatethehecke · 7 years
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You ever wonder how often it happens that identical twins unwittingly trade identities during infancy? Like, an exhausted parent accidentally dresses them in the wrong outfits or tucks them into the wrong cribs one day, and the mistake just never gets caught?
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whatethehecke · 7 years
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*nervously calls crush bro*
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whatethehecke · 7 years
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don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 
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