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to defeat the demon king your dying mentor tells you you're supposed to travel somewhere to learn the invisible sword technique. you journey there and find a martial arts master who tells you if you can suck their dick to completion you will have learned the technique. you don't quite understand until they take off their pants and you see no dick
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with the protests in LA today and the violent federal and local pushback from police: we (me and my editor ryan fae) are accepting leaks, insider data, and public + leak archives relevant to ICE/DHS, LAPD, LASD, and anyone else that could shift the power of knowledge to the people if it were published.
in my words:
for now it's just minor archival data and some older data, but YOU can make a change to that.
we have three bits up already. the below article will be updated constantly. contact info at the bottom of the article. we promise anonymity and general source protection.
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wankable road.....
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luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually
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to be fair. that is a little direct. good on milo miload from bluesky for trying to help

i love posting vaguely horny stuff and then getting random replies from some guy
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theres this maneuver people do online (& sometimes irl) where they just sort of pretend not to comprehend sexuality for the sake of trying to embarrass somebody--like whenever theres a post to the effect of "so i saw a funny thing on this gay porn website" there's inevitably a heap of comments like "why were you on a gay porn website 😭😭" as if it's like this really unusual uncommon & scandalous thing. like. it takes negative effort to deduce why somebody might be browsing a gay porn site lol. & in addition to being self-evidently reactionary, this like theatrics of mediating a performance of being scandalized over porn or fetishes or hookups or whatever through feigned ignorance is just. really deeply annoying. like if you want to call somebody a pervert degenerate etc then say it with your whole chest instead of verbally hoverhanding your insult
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Cannot get over how bad this gif is. It's so bad that it actually makes me laugh. That silly looking figure-8 movement he does...the gif looks like it's sped up but it isn't. The way he slightly displaces the creased bedsheet with the belt. The way he weakly grasps his belt to put his hand on his hip. That blazer with that shirt and tie. I dislike everything about this
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porn is harmful to society and most countries do not permit porn. you're the odd ones out, don't act like you're oppressed for not being able to look at naked pictures of strangers. it's not normal to want that

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the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there
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