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whathasangramainyudonewrong
He’s Fucked Up And Here’s How
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Wrong #1020
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A soup pot is not a bathtub, Angra, now GET OUT OF THERE
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Wrong #1019
Somehow managed to lock himself in a bathroom
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Wrong #1018
Found him trying to pry Jetpack Okita’s jetpack off of her because he wanted to do an aerial photoshoot with Georgios
… bud, I’m pretty sure it’s connected to her vitals, if you take it off you will likely kill her
Don’t you say “and?” to me, young man, we don’t kill allies here!!
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Wrong #1017
Snapped a door handle clean off
The thing was made of steel, I’m not even really mad, I’m just confused
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Wrong #1016
He stole my plush elephant and is refusing to tell me where he’s hidden him
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Wrong #1015
Got stuck in an umbrella
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Wrong #1014
He met Durga today, called her Kama, and asked what was up with the “new look”
Suffice to say, he did not make a great first impression
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Wrong #1013
What do you mean, would you fucking Archer Emiya be selfcest?
Also, why would you say that to me?????
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Wrong #1012
Stayed up so late reading that he fell asleep holding the book and drooled all over the pages
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Wrong #1011
He hopped over Tamacat while she was sleeping, which isn’t wrong, but he did so after we came back from a rayshift where it had been pouring rain
Thus, when he deftly landed on the other side of the napping Tamacat, he immediately slipped due to being thoroughly soaked and hit the floor hard
Nothing’s broken, but definitely bruised
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Wrong #1010
Unwise financial decisions
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Wrong #1009
Glued an old-fashioned hockey mask to Jason’s face, and swapped out his normal sword for a machete while he was disoriented from the aforementioned hockey mask glued to his face
Yes I know it’s Friday the 13th, but that doesn’t mean you had to glue the damn thing directly onto his face
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Wrong #1008
Several incidents involving craft supplies
Also punching the printer
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Wrong #1007
Ate dessert before supper
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Wrong #1006
He was too busy attempting (and failing) to fight off the sleepies to cause any problems
Normally that would be a wrongdoing, but today’s a day off from farming, so he’s in the clear this time
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Wrong #1005
Found out about the Prince of Persia games, and now he’s started calling himself “The Prince of Persia”
He’s got at least two opponents for the title, though (Iskander and Darius), and those odds do not favour him in the slightest
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Wrong #1004
Left Kiara’s office and immediately went to pick a fight with Assassin Emiya
The other Emiyas broke up the fight, and promptly dropped Angra back in Kiara’s office, something about him yelling at Assassin Emiya to shoot him?
Idk, but he’s let himself get injured to get out of chores and farming before, so
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