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Wrong #1020
A soup pot is not a bathtub, Angra, now GET OUT OF THERE
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#the original version of this remains my most popular post to this day#so I decided to redo it and do it better
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Wrong #1019
Somehow managed to lock himself in a bathroom
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#one of my cats locked himself in the bathroom today by opening a drawer#tbh with all the rest of the shit I’ve had going in my life a problem this absurd is welcome lmaoooo#we got him out don’t worry
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Wrong #1018
Found him trying to pry Jetpack Okita’s jetpack off of her because he wanted to do an aerial photoshoot with Georgios
… bud, I’m pretty sure it’s connected to her vitals, if you take it off you will likely kill her
Don’t you say “and?” to me, young man, we don’t kill allies here!!
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#I can’t play the cure event (way behind in story)#so thanks to the Siegfried blog for posting about jet pack Georgios and thus inspiring this
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Wrong #1017
Snapped a door handle clean off
The thing was made of steel, I’m not even really mad, I’m just confused
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#I had. interesting problems to deal with at work today
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Wrong #1016
He stole my plush elephant and is refusing to tell me where he’s hidden him
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#I fear I may have lost the pocket elephant I made… I really hope I can find him soon…
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Wrong #1015
Got stuck in an umbrella
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Wrong #1014
He met Durga today, called her Kama, and asked what was up with the “new look”
Suffice to say, he did not make a great first impression
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#oh yeah I forgot to mention; I summoned Durga#I’m very much stoked about this#anyway we got too many Sakura faces#they might need to start wearing name tags or something
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Wrong #1013
What do you mean, would you fucking Archer Emiya be selfcest?
Also, why would you say that to me?????
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#debate in the notes I wanna know what the rest of y’all think#idk I think it’s a valid question. do versions of the body you’re possessing from alternate timelines count as selfcest
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Wrong #1012
Stayed up so late reading that he fell asleep holding the book and drooled all over the pages
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Wrong #1011
He hopped over Tamacat while she was sleeping, which isn’t wrong, but he did so after we came back from a rayshift where it had been pouring rain
Thus, when he deftly landed on the other side of the napping Tamacat, he immediately slipped due to being thoroughly soaked and hit the floor hard
Nothing’s broken, but definitely bruised
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#… anyway when your feet are wet just walk around any cats sleeping in the middle of the floor#saves you a fair bit of pain
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Wrong #1010
Unwise financial decisions
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#I went to a con today! also a bookstore! don’t ask how much money I spent!
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Wrong #1009
Glued an old-fashioned hockey mask to Jason’s face, and swapped out his normal sword for a machete while he was disoriented from the aforementioned hockey mask glued to his face
Yes I know it’s Friday the 13th, but that doesn’t mean you had to glue the damn thing directly onto his face
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#happy birthday Jason Voorhees! and on Friday the 13th to boot!#anyway I’m off to a con in the morning wish me luck with finding fate stuff there!
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Wrong #1008
Several incidents involving craft supplies
Also punching the printer
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#I HAVE HAS A BUSY DAY#good news is the the itabag is coming along nicely
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Wrong #1007
Ate dessert before supper
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#I love being able to do this as an adult it fucking rules#but watch out
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Wrong #1006
He was too busy attempting (and failing) to fight off the sleepies to cause any problems
Normally that would be a wrongdoing, but today’s a day off from farming, so he’s in the clear this time
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Wrong #1005
Found out about the Prince of Persia games, and now he’s started calling himself “The Prince of Persia”
He’s got at least two opponents for the title, though (Iskander and Darius), and those odds do not favour him in the slightest
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#despite owning one of the games I never played it myself; I did watch a whole retrospective on the series today though!#it’s how I found out that the later games did reference Zoroastrianism a bit and had Ahriman as an antagonist!#Ahriman of course being the other name that Angra Mainyu is called in Zoroastrian#I carved a little Angra eraser stamp while watching the video; it was nice ngl
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Wrong #1004
Left Kiara’s office and immediately went to pick a fight with Assassin Emiya
The other Emiyas broke up the fight, and promptly dropped Angra back in Kiara’s office, something about him yelling at Assassin Emiya to shoot him?
Idk, but he’s let himself get injured to get out of chores and farming before, so
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#fate grand order#slightly darker than usual content; sorry about that!#I realized something at my last appointment with my therapist and an anime made me cry today (extremely rare event) so.#basically Angra and I have some stuff in common that I didn’t notice until recently and uh. Orient got me a little bit fucked up#I start the episode making ‘I am the bone of my sword’ jokes and then end it actually crying#anyway watch Orient it’s really good despite the insane start#edit: I wanna make this very clear this is about having a realization during therapy that you DO NOT want to unpack rn#like you would rather be injured and need to focus on that problem rather than the one you just realized#yeah sure we hit a breakthrough but I’m not dealing with that rn so can I just be shot instead please? thanks
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