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I hate hbo’s hacks bitch what is “Schrödinger’s open doggie door” and why am I crying about it. jesus.

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

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let's be spiky with mama

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These are some interesting quotes from Coogler about Remmick's Irishness in the film, so my main takeaways are

Remmick's Irishness is not the jab at the Irish specifically that one might assume it is

His pitch sounding tempting and people in the audience buying into it is a feature, not a bug and, most importantly

That rendition of Rocky Road to Dublin was, indeed, supposed to fuck as hard as it did

None of which is to discount any of the shit i or others have talked about Remmick, it just makes him more nuanced. Although, crucially, it doesn't actually answer the question of whether or not he truly believes in his "Loving Community" pitch. Personally, i like to think he does because idk a fucking lunatic who genuinely believes he's doing the right thing is more sympathetic but somehow, at the same time much fucking scarier than just a selfish grifter

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Everyone I know in Gaza is messaging me saying they can't find internet anymore and are barely able to connect using esims that are running out. Please don't stop donating esims.

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ok! affirmations for today AAAAAAAA HELP ME GOD PLEASEEEE AAAAAAAA

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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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breakfast from when before i eated it

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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I always pictured my wedding a certain way. And what's that? Outdoor venue, private vows, glow sticks at the after party. Got it, glow sticks.

Anton & Paul Adults, S01E08

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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

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ADULTS | 1.07 "Annabelle"

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Thank you for such a wonderful meal Anton

Thank you for saying thank you Paul Baker

Pass the hot sauce

Huh… Annabelle, can we try asking that another way? Maybe with a please?

Could you please shave your shitty porn stache?! You look like you belong on Dateline as a pedophile!

Okay, language Annabelle!

Suck my bush

HE SAID LANGUAGE!!!!

Okay hey, hey guys let’s cool off

I HATE you two! I wish I was having this abortion at Sarah Jessica Parker’s house!

OKAAAAYYYY ANNABELLE! We ALL wish we were having this abortion at Sarah Jessica Parker’s house okay! With Matthew and Andy and Brooke Shields and MARCY FUCKING KLEIN!!!!

FUCK you!!!! You are the least interesting gays I have EVER met!

HEY! HE! IS! FLUID!

Y’know what is wrong with you guys? YOU think nice is a personality when ACTUALLY it’s the absence of one And YOU you keep saying your SWEATER is VINTAGE BUT I 👏 SAW 👏 IT 👏 AT 👏 TARGET 👏

Everest, Anton! Everest!

WHO FUCKED YOU ANNABELLE??!!!! WHO FUCKED YOU??!!!!!! TARGET HAS SOME NICE THINGS! It’s a DESIGNER COLLAB EVER HEARD OF THAT?????

Okay, okay she gets it shhhh it’s okay