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This season was so rushed Klaus managed to die, learn to fly, relapse, get kidnaped and held captive, get possesed, be forced into prostitution, get buried alive, die some more and get rescued

In 3 episodes.

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love it when writers don’t even remember details from their own show

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literally the only saving graces of s4 were klaus and claire's relationship and the one scene where they kept cutting to allison luther and klaus being so invested in watching their brother's family drama while chilling on the couch. klaus choking after little grace corrects diego's spelling was executed flawlessly. thank you robert sheehan

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alternate season 4 dropped

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So the point of the umbrella academy is to not fix you’re family trauma and kill yourself for being born

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umbrella academy season 4 spoilers without context

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Me two days ago, a niave child with an innocence I wish I could regain: haha! Diego thinks Lila is cheating on him 'cause he saw her with someone and didn't know it was 5! What a wacky misunderstanding! This is of course, very humorous, because of it's absurdity! Obviously Lila would never cheat on Deigo! Especially not with his brother who is both too old and too young for her, and 5 would never! It's absurd! Haha how funny you got me there writers! Imagine, 5 and Lila! Ha! As if that would ever happen!

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show of all times

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"On the twelfth hour of the eighth day of August 2024, absolutely nothing out of the ordinary occurred. You might say it was just an ordinary day."

S4 took place in December of 2024, aka after August. In other words, this day already happened and existed. So did everything, including previous years, reset I guess?

Maybe we should be nicer to S4, the Hargreeves saved us all

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okay, but it's almost funny to see Steve Blackman blabbering about Five needing a love story, when it would have taken him all of 5 minutes and a quick scroll through his tumblr tag to realize that all Five's fans ever wanted was for him to get a genuine hug and a thank you from his siblings for saving their sorry asses again and again. it's literally all we wanted.

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honestly how jennifer was birthed from a squid is the least of my problems. like straight up that doesn't matter. not to me. what does matter is that jennifer had no fucking character after her intro scene, abigail and reggie's motivations make no sense, five was completely ooc the last two episodes, and that fucking ending.

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i must say watching fjve try to gentle parent lila out of missing her children was when the nail hit the coffin for me

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as much as we all hate five x lila and the way it was executed, you have to give steve blackman props for creating a ship that is problematic because one of the characters is both too young and too old for the other one

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Klaus selling his body for drugs all over again was bad enough but then someone in that writers room decided to amp up the already fucked up situation to 100 by making Klaus to be sex trafficked and being forced to use his powers to let ghosts violate and use his body to have sex with the living so he could earn money to pay his debts to Quinn, which we all know he would never be able to do and he would be explored forever had he not escaped...And then it's played for laughs. Someone decided that putting Klaus through another extremely traumatic situation would be funny because he's always going on his own little adventures and getting himself in trouble, right? Someone in there thought "Oh that's so natural of him, that him going through something like this is just in character so it's funny, he will take this fucked up situation in a silly funny manner, right? Because it's Klaus Hargreeves we are talking about! And for some reason this will have no repercussions for his already poor mental health at all!" and they CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!

I just want to talk to whoever wrote that shit. In a ✨️amicable✨️ way of course. As one does :)

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you know jfk wouldn’t have cheated on diego with his brother

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Tua finale got me so fucked up I set up a tent in my garden to reconnect with nature

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TUA SPOILERS

Can someone please explain why Luther got his monkey body back

In episode 2 Five says “At least you're back to your old self. The rest of us feel like someone injected motor oil in our veins.”

And if the others had regained their old bodies Diego would have lost his finger and Five would have lost his arm and they would have regained their tattoos.

Luther gained the ape DNA as a solution to an injury not as a part of his powers. It makes sense that he would gain muscle mass for his super strength but why the hair. It wasn’t the marigold that caused him to be like that originally so why would it cause it the second time.