whatimadefordinnertoday
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 1 month ago
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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 2 months ago
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 3 months ago
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 3 months ago
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Can't claim this exact result, but I've had similar luck with cannellini beans and spinach.
Marry-Me-Chicken nothing, always go with Fuck-Me-Greens.
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 3 months ago
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Hope ur ready to take things to the next level
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 3 months ago
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i just invented a cathedral rose window granny square pattern and i feel insane now
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 3 months ago
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SabĂ­a que piedra ganaba siempre
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 3 months ago
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 4 months ago
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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 4 months ago
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moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 11 months ago
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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 1 year ago
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Crapple
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 1 year ago
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Open faced brisket sandwhich
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 1 year ago
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Key Lime Cheesecake Cookies
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 1 year ago
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Check out my cooking blog!
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 1 year ago
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
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whatimadefordinnertoday · 1 year ago
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I hate daylight savings time
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