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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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bringing this over from twitter bc this person literally gets it. watching su for the first time i was literally shocked by how wonderfully toxic the yuri was there. thank you women 🙏

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what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

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Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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Any idea what kind of spider this is? I've always called them wolf spiders. I don't have any pictures of her back but it looks a lot like a smaller huntsman if you squint and ignore how different her face looks (FL)

FLORIDA SPIDER FRIEND ID:

Henlo, yesss, this is definitely a wolf spider, family Lycosidae.

I can't ID it to species without seeing the spider from above, but it looks like a wolf spider in the genus Hogna.

For those of you who are into spiders and want to learn how to ID them. The eye arrangement is really important for telling which family they are in...

Family Lycosidae – the Wolf Spiders

Family Salticidae – the Jumping Spiders

Family Salticidae, genus Lyssomanes – the Magnolia Green Jumpers

Family Araneidae – the Orbweavers

Family Pisauridae, genus Dolomedes – the Fishing Spiders

Family Pisauridae, genus Pisaurina – the Nursery Web Spiders

Family Ctenidae – the Wandering Spiders

Family Oxyopidae – the Lynx Spiders

Family Philodromidae – the Running Crab Spiders

Family Dysderidae – the Woodlouse Hunters

Family Tetragnathidae, genus Tetragnatha – the Longjawed Orbweavers

Family Thomisidae, genus Xysticus – the Ground Crab Spiders

Family Agelenidae, genus Eratigena – the Funnel Weavers 14, Family Agelenidae, genus Agelenopsis – the Grass Spiders (aka Funnel Weavers) 15, Family Selenopidae, genus Selenops – the Flatties (aka Crab Spiders)

Family Sparassidae, genus Heteropoda – the Huntsman (aka Giant Crab Spiders)

Family Sparassidae, genus Olios – Giant Crab Spiders (aka Huntsman)

Family Sicariidae, genus Loxosceles – the Brown Spiders (includes the Brown Recluse)

Family Uloboridae, genus Hyptiotes – the Triangle Weavers

Family Zoropsidae, species Zoropsis spinimana – the False Wolf Spider

Family Deinopidae, species Deinopis spinosa – the Net-casting Spider (aka Ogre-faced Spider); note that the four other eyes are not visible from the front.

Family Diguetidae, genus Diguetia – the Desertshrub Spiders

Family Antrodiaetidae, genus Antrodiaetus – the Folding-door Spiders (aka Turret Spiders); these are primitive spiders (mygalomorphs).

Family Diguetidae, genus Diguetia – the Desertshrub Spiders

Family Antrodiaetidae, genus Antrodiaetus – the Folding-door Spiders (aka Turret Spiders); these are primitive spiders (mygalomorphs).

Family Segestriidae – the Tube Web Spiders

Family Scytodidae – the Spitting Spiders

Artist: Mandy Howe

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smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

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many trans people have terrific bird names (jay, wren, raven, robin, piper) but it feels like shorebirds are underexplored territory.

avocet: 7/10 great sound, very elegant. fails the starbucks test

killdeer: 9/10 imagine meeting a killdeer at a party. banger

woodcock: 3/10 probably not worth it but extremely funny bit potential for a trans dude

plover: 10/10 this one's real actually. where are all the plovers

heron: 8/10 you'd get a lot of "hera" but that's good too

dowitcher, godwit: 4/10 but very dark souls

sora: this one's taken actually. sorry.

brant. willet. whimbrel. grebe. we're missing out folks

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The settler state arguably got the worst white demons in the world

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More new geckos have been found hiding in Southeast Asia’s limestone towers

Dramatic karst landscapes are a hot spot for discovering new species of these reptiles

Landscapes in Southeast Asia once thought to stifle biological evolution may instead stoke its fires. Karst ecosystems have been referred to as arks of biodiversity, a term that highlights their biological richness but also implies they merely preserve ancient lineages. These landscapes, with their isolated caves, cliffs and sinkholes, were thought to shelter species from extinction without contributing much to evolution. But the discovery over the past several years of nearly 200 gecko species in such regions reveals that karsts are far from stagnant. “They’re not museums, but centers of speciation,” says evolutionary biologist Lee Grismer of La Sierra University in Riverside, Calif. When Grismer first explored Myanmar’s karst landscapes in 2017, the richness of life hidden within the limestone towers and caves left him stunned. During a 19-day expedition, these ancient rock formations, rising abruptly from the surrounding farmland,  revealed geckos so distinct and unexpected that his team identified 12 new species...

Read more:

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/geckos-found-southeast-asia-karst

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We already have a Minecraft movie. It’s called The Great Potato War and it’s available in three parts on YouTube.com/technoblade

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Turtle

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God I fucking wish generative AI would go the way of NFTs