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[whatmanda]

But I thought Santa liked cookies..

My grandmother gave me a plate of cookies with crosses on them and a note that said ‘it’s not too late to love Jesus’. Thanks Gram, means a lot.

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Help! 811!

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What? I thought glasses were supposed to keep your eyes safe from the sun.. but.. what?

So, if I put on some of those glasses, can we pretend that 2013’s over and we’re moving forward already?

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Splend.. splendi.. wait.. what?

So, what’s the opinion on jello pools? Good? Awesome? Totally splendiferous?

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Oh, yeah.. I think you're right.. darn.. Maybe next year we'll find a way to fix it! Maybe Millie knows a way how.. Wanna come over tomorrow after you get your gifts and we can show them to each other? Yeah! I think that's what it's called! My dad said he'd get me one fit for a Princess! I wonder if that means it can only fit a Princess... I dunno! 

I think it would melt pretty quickly, Mandy. Like Frosty? You know? Maybe.. I dunno, I’m excited for it to be a surprise. A crown? That’ll be nice. Maybe you can wear your crown and dress and you can be a Princess.

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Merry Christmas!

Fucking Merry Christmas Eve, fuckers!

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Oh, yeah! Mads, do you think we're gonna get everything we want for Christmas? Maybe we can stay up and catch Santa!

He’s in the north pole, duh. He’s gotta finish getting ready for Christmas.

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Why not?

I don’t think Santa can hear you, Mands.

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Santa?

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We could make all the snowmen and angels in the world that we wanted! D'ya think we can bring some snow inside? Maybe if we put it in the shower or something it won't melt.. right? Maybe you'll get a new bike or something! Oh, I asked for some stuff for Nemo, and a new dress, and a Princess thingy that they put on their heads.. I don't know what they're called, but all Princesses have them! 

Yeah, but at least there’s a lot of snow! We can make snowmen and snow angels and stuff! Yeah that’s right. I didn’t really ask for anything, wanted to just be surprised this year. What about you?!

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I don't like it very much.. It's cold and loud, but as long as you and Mad are around, it'll be like Christmas wherever we are! What did you ask for, Roger?

S’just a storm, Manda. I think it should be clearing up soon. I hope so at least, I wanna be home for Christmas! Merry Christmas Eve, Amanda!!

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I don't really know, Roger.. It's just really snowy and I'm not negative what's going on.. but Merry Christmas Eve!

What d’you mean, Mandy?

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I think it's a lot.. but maybe I mean a little.. I dunno.. I don't really know... Um, nothing much! Roger and I fixed my Christmas tree and Mommy, Daddy and Mad are coming home today! Today's Christmas Eve, yeah?

Oh, just a little bit of snow or whatever. What’s going on with you?

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What's going on?

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Wow, Roger, you're so smart! Maybe we can get some glitter to put on it too! Would that work? I dunno, I don't really remember much about him... except that he was very scary.. I don't know if I like that movie very much though. He's too mean, even worse than Captain Hook!

Ornaments. Those are uhm.. monkeys.. orangutans, they’re monkeys I think. But yeah, we can put new ones on and no one will even know. It’s kinda scary with the Grinch and everything.. he’s kinda weird, but he changes and his heart grows a bunch in the end, and he sorta made Christmas better for the Who’s I think.. I don’t know really though..

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Shouldn't you call 811?

Yeah, she’s playing Elton John this late at night.

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Oh, yeah! Maybe that'll work.. We can just put the little or..orangutans back on the tree before anyone gets home! Oh, yeah! I just, I thought that was a movie for Halloween.. Isn't that the one with.. Oh nevermind, I mean.. I guess it kinda makes sense when you explain it like that.. 

I honestly don’t think she’s going to get mad at you, Manda Bear. It was an accident, yeah? Maybe we can clean it up and get new ornaments before she gets home! Yeah, he’s green and fuzzy.. at least I think he is. Cause he puts on the santa suit and looks all Christmasy with the red and green..? No, no, Mandy, it’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas.. right? So it’s a Christmas movie.. isn’t it?