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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

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mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

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You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.

Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green in F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994-2004)

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Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

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HELLO ?

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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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nimona (film that was saved by netflix after disney canned it along with closing the studio that was making it) and the boy and the heron (2d animated movie, the type that disney doesn't make anymore due to "limitations with the medium") getting animated feature noms at the oscars this year and not wish... bro that's funny

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I don't know who needs to hear this but you've probably got vegetables in your fridge that are starting to go a little off so you should probably plan on making a frittata or a pot of soup in the next couple days.

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i hate my banking app/banks in general because every time i log in i have to see these obnoxious "HI! YOU'RE 31! WE KNOW THAT BECAUSE WE KNOW JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A MORTGAGE YET??? DO YOU WANT TO EXPLORE YOUR MORTGAGE OPTIONS? CLICK HERE!!! PLEASE SIGN UP FOR A MORTGAGE NOW"

you've not only seen the sad amount of money going in and out of my accounts, but you—YOU!!!—also wouldn't approve me for any of this anyways on account of i make Fuck All Dollars And None Cents a year

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I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it

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