so many ugly straight men trying to drag girls for wearing makeup and drag girls for not wearing makeup and they haven’t washed their face since birth like shut up
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someone: what color lipstick is that
me: this cherry popsicle i just ate
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SWAG
Shit We’re Are Gay
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I love looking at cute boys straight in the eyes as my train leaves . I’m jus casting spells everywhere I’m like 👀 and they b like 😳 and we be like 🌜🌛 and then I be like 🚂💨
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I’m marching for that part of me that was once too afraid to march. And for all the people who can’t march… the people living lives like I did. Today, I march to remember that I’m not just a me. I’m also a we. And we march with pride.
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why are you so bitter
because there are ppl in my country that think donald trump would be a good president
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when u pet a dog and their eyes get all squinty reblog if u agree
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I heavily fuck with people who are straight forward. Like thanks for cutting the bullshit and being real with me.
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Myers Briggs by Greek Gods
ENTP~ Hermes, the messenger of the gods
ENTJ~ Zeus, the god of the sky
ENFP~ Aphrodite, goddess of love
ENFJ~ Hestia, goddess of the hearth
ESTP~ Ares, god of war
ESTJ~ Prometheus, god of creation,
ESFP~ Dionysus, god of the party
ESFJ~ Demeter, goddess of the harvest
INTP~ Hades, god of the underworld
INTJ~ Athena, goddess of wisdom
INFP~ Persephone, goddess of spring
INFJ~ Artemis, goddess of the night
ISTP~ Poseiden, god of the sea
ISTJ~ Apollo, god of the day
ISFP~ Iris, goddess of the rainbow
ISFJ~ Hephaestus, god of the forge
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daling daling
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reblog if you’re the worst
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me driving: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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