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THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN




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somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy big brother schtick and half of the website is gonna feel guilty and embarrassed for laughing at this joke and will avoid posts that even mention the fbi and the other half are gonna send death threats to the op of the original post and they’re gonna get driven off of tumblr saying some shit like “I’ve realized how toxic and unwelcoming this website is I need some time for myself” and then months later somebody’s gonna point out how it was a coping mechanism form of humor because we literally can do nothing about the fbi monitoring us and then everyone will feel stupid no matter what side they took and we’ll all silently agree to never bring it up again until five years from now in one of those “memes from 2018” posts
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Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.
Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.
Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!
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reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south
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God knows I didn’t mean to fall in love with her.
Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms (via soulsscrawl)
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Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
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You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first — bullshit. I have never loved myself. But you — Oh god, I loved you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.
(via you-lost-her-idiot)
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If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised, Because every night I tell her about you.
Shahrazad al-Khalij (via wordsnquotes)
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Maybe…you’ll fall in love with me all over again.” “Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?” “Yes. I want to ruin you.” “Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.”
Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via safeslut)
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The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via calmitate)
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Once I snorted coke in a church bathroom It didn’t feel weird because I knew I’d abandoned my morals a long time ago, Along with juice boxes and Blue’s Clues. Once I went to SAT prep class high on cough medicine And I didn’t think it made me a junkie, I thought it made me interesting, because I said such pretty things when I was high. Once I drank almost a whole bottle of wine in twenty minutes And then I threw up four times in the bathtub And I let my best friend hold my hand while I was naked and crying and scared. I never tell anyone that I save up my medication just to take too much of it at once when I don’t want to remember three days of my life. I never tell anyone that I don’t feel bad about any of this, because they might think I need help.
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