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shit my dad says. ooooh look at me I've got a freaking lighter said the toaster Yeah shut up I want food We'll have a complete Skank off. You know why mine look good?cause they're not fucking there (about randys tattoos) Its ric wih matt flair! Whats his brothers name? Letter opener? Sexual Almond Turner! I just want to return these tools into your head Edward thinks of nothing but murder all day Time to take a dirt nap! Dirt nap village I could think of better metaphors.... Fucking homocidal Angry squared Good morning percy Good morning ass hole Moo juice Did you know big show can fit miz's entire head in his mouth So bitchin' Im pretty and ill kill you. I ate your children alive; didn't you hear them screaming? Brian; If they mispell his name it'll say brain! Nothing says whorebag like holes in your pants (when you purchase them) Whats his new name blackasaurus Its hard to be a creepy attacker when all you see is pain. The wheels on the bus grind up little children on the pavement Thats what happens when you fold your child up in the changing table. I wanna go to a place were they have hail this big, will that give you a concussion? More like a conclusion. You know i have a knife in ny hand right? Cat full of tables Angria I drink to keep my homocidal urges in check, you asshole They dont wanna see you blathering in the ring, they wanna see you lathering so lets bring down the big tub and watch them really get gay. Now we have to live in a cardbord box in the parking lot of the liquor store The coat hanger is still stuck in his head from the failed abortion My murdered neighbors Do you know that creepy show my mom watches? You should cause your on it! I forgot the tp again! Here honey come have a kiss, blehhhhhhcufhfhsnnsj djcjcnd oh sorry did you drown) That goes to show you you can escape the nazis and still die, if your lucky the crows will pluck your eye from your skull Yes she has a sternum Samoan sickening machine Chris asshole mind fuck Good fuck you morning asshole Jamaican me crazy. Whats it smell like kofi kingstons ass? Mike yetter on the big fish(bass) Tansqeesha Fagin fag like to kiss other men in the locker room in front of men who dont kiss other men-briel Hi im paris who do you want dead I wonder how much he weights Step on the aquarium and see Just what i wanna do pay for clymidia Ow, my life Ive always wanted to be in a band called nun stabber Great your a maraca Big papa dump Surprise sleepover. What she means by that is hello im here to rape you Vintage sasquatch He looks like Alice coopers grandfather Swinging a flag is a lot like playing guitar probably shouldnt do it in the living room Dads sleeve it would say fuck you and your mom and anyone else that didn't think you were a piece of shit Pizza tracker let's you know what lesbian has been working on your pie. Have you ever heard the expression blood bath If I wanted you to shut up I'd stomp on your head till you did And crack! Which Is exactly what he's smoking. What? Crack. Who who what are your a fuckin owl? You look like drew Macintyre bro And her skank team partner If I was blind I'd still hate you. .fuckingcom World war .5 Did you say rammadan? Unfuckular It's like an apple pie accept its lubricated with your blood. Dismembered the corpse!!!! You fucking dinosaur Just imaging Michael cole ass raping himself with his slammy Daddy come in the water! Thunk! Daddy my skull is broken I see says the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw He didn't want syfilis on contact You know their biggest song is about statutory rape right? Yes we're arguing over cream cheese. It's still warm almost like you found a corpse Maybe it's the cat your strangling What's this beauty and the breast? I spy with my little eye something red headed and angry Fuckin fuck fuck fuckin fuck -love dad baby shredder hi hitler! mangled baby ducks dripping from my jaws oh Paris I love you now let me fuck with your shit you'll never see a bag from Claire's that says I just got a prince Albert see your a poet and I didn't even kill you time to play spaceman! I've had surgery. 5 times in my fucking contact lensed eyes I'm not even Mexican I'm just a midget those damn jews I wish someone would round them up and put them in camps so they can concentrate! your meat kind of dulls my blade stop fagstin suckbriel omg it's William regal and he's getting syphillis by contact! 7 tiny wookies named Michelle I wanna shirt that says John laurenituss swallows shoveling their bodies into the furnace you fuck with me and now I'm pissed off and wanna kick you in the dick you hide under the wheels of the train and I'll tell it to start moving Thomas chugged beer at the party? he was so happy he went into a closet and shot himself soon Thomas was assassinated by his friends what if you inhale liquid does it stay in your lungs? yes that's when you die if your gonna be dickadile I'll be tiny nigger why didn't you graduate? I was Rollin a joint. ok next be captain pike for Halloween oh what are you? beep. they need to bring out jr in a wheelchair beep an it'll be barbie cue sauce running out of his ears nostrils mouth Phil the fucker upper why don't you choose not to be bitch ww blur My job is to murder children. Shut up Remember in crash team racing when you would get. Most juiced up? That's what randy would get: Cm punk meet my cm junk Chincko you know the game on price is right There once was a woman from Venus Who's body was shaped like a ... I painted a big fuckig swastika cause I feel like hurding you all Ito an oven and melting down the gold that's in your teeth Does his head turn into a coach at midnight How can you stand being around yourself Is that when pooh bear raps and pops a couple of caps in someone's ass. It's right here right next to my tounge (Captain Kirk) Planet Sluturn There's always 1 girl not 0 not 2. That's so they don't think they're gay or taking turns on the unfortunate orphan Your synapses must be snappin' AARP American assoiciation of retarded people Cinderella 4 Las Vegas prostitute years Alls that's left is the choo choo train shit Bell. Shoe. Fuck you

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