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Day 3: Critical

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always abide by the golden rule of fandom. talk shit in private and ignore things you dont like in public.

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Julezen2025: #30 "Souvenir"

Making decisions without thought for family name or standing still made her giddy. The world became positively lavish with choice when she left all of that behind, and instead of rejecting tokens of appreciation, she took them now with a smile.

With the cool of the evening contrasting the warmth of the stone beneath her, Solange turned the jade cuff over in her hand.

The weight of it, the smooth slickness of it... The very textures of it delighted her fingertips. She couldn't put it on, wrists too broad for how it'd been carved. She could hold it, however, let it curl around the side of her hand, one curved edge pressing into her palm.

It felt not simply like a beautiful and expensive piece of jewelry, a gift from a man who could well afford such expressions of appreciation, but... like a memory. One she could take out and touch, could soothe herself with.

A memory she could enjoy rather than endure.

If such souvenirs were hers to have with each new heady decision to dictate the course of her own life, she would count herself rich once more.

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Helpful and Preventative Stretches for Writers, Artists, and Gamers 💪🎨✍🎮

If you type, write, draw, game, or generally use your hands a lot (especially if you’re prone to RSI or Carpal Tunnel!) try these stretches as both a preventative measure, and on the spot relief. Take care of yourself and your body, friends!

Start with hands up, fingers stretched out.  Stretch your thumb as far as you can over your palm. Hold and repeat 4 times.

Touch each finger to your thumb. Hold each for 30 seconds. Repeat on each hand 4 times.

Start with a fist. Open half way, hold for 2 seconds. Stretch fingers out, hold for 2 seconds. Repeat 4 times.

Start with one arm out, palm up. Pull your fingers back with your other hand. Hold for 10 seconds. Do the same with your other hand. Repeat 4 times

Start with arms up, palms out. Bend wrists down until you feel the stretch, but keep your fingers loose. Hold 10 seconds. Bend wrist upwards, until you feel it in your wrist and arm. Hold 10 seconds. Repeat 4 times.

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ill never ever top this warrior glam by the way. i havent changed it since i got the hammer

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AuRaugust 2025 :: Adventure

Free of the shackles. Free of the turmoil. Adventure takes its course. Free. Free. Free.

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Turtle friend has a boba delivery! 💛 Sometimes the good things we want in life might be a little slower, and that's okay! We'll be patient for their arrival.

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram

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i hope you all enjoy vanilla Yein as much as i do~

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actually artoirel is one of the funniest and most tragic characters in heavensward like. man. imagine being the first trueborn son of one of the highest noble houses in a country where primogeniture is the word of law, having spent your entire life doing your damndest to fulfill your ordained role in life & gaining you father's approval, only to be the second-favorite son because your father likes his illegitimate son better than you—and you can't even truly blame him because yeah, your half-brother is just that lovable; having almost none of the privileges that your birth allowed you, he's still proud and happy and takes everything in stride; he's pretty much the embodiment of the chivalric ideal you both are meant to uphold; his men love and respect him because he's both a capable leader and a really good person; he is the ultimate faithful and virtuous knight and he's so good that he doesnt even begrudge you the place and privileges that he should be allowed, which makes you definitely ashamed of being jealous of him: he plainly likes and respects YOU!; he shows up one day begging your father for a huge favor (which he usually never does, as he doesn't like to use his connections for his own ends, thus lending a special weight to the request) i.e housing and protecting his "friend" of whom he speaks like they're the embodiment of hope and a new avatar of the Fury herself and YOUR FATHER ACTUALLY CONSENTS, much to your dismay, and THEN when said ""friend"" shows up (with their own retinue)—a complete stranger, a so-called "hero", more like a fraud in your opinion, but it's not like you were allowed to give your opinion in this matter anyway—you're half-secretly praying that they're just overrated and will fail but they actually are just that cool—dishonor upon dishonor: your father assigns them your own mission (the shame!!) and THEN you send them to what is most likely their own death in the field (cowardly and despicable move that should definitely strip you of your honor in the eyes of men and the gods both) but, against all odds, they actually survive AND succeed (and don't even blame you?? therefore proving their own moral superiority—JUST like your brother), so you have no choice but to actually agree with your brother here, and oh no you watch your father start actually loving them, and THEN your brother literally dies the single most heroic and righteous death a knight could ever wish for, and YOU, INSTEAD OF MECHANICALLY BECOMING THE NEW FAVORITE, even as you are named the new Count as your father steps down from the role—you realize with growing horror that you will never, ever be the first in his heart because now your dead brother has become a literal cult object, a genuine holy martyr, no less, and he tells the new similarly-virtuous-embodiment-of-chivalric-virtues illegitimate-born knight-leader that he sees your glorified dead brother in him in front of you and witnesses, including the stranger your brother died to protect, and it's only ever going to be that way. forever. and you always did what you were asked. and all you did was seeking to gain your father's approval by playing by the rules. ah well. luckily your younger brother is such a fuckup you can vent your frustrations on him and scorn him like the rest of the world does, at the very least,

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Julezen: Day 2 - Departure

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not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

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O, Death

Won't you spare me over till another year?

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What if they were both cats who did violence together? Haha, just kidding … Unless?

Posing with @nhaneh 's WOL Kea Lurvis 🐈‍⬛ Hopefully I did her justice!

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I am getting really damn sick of my stress-aggrevated medical condition being worse when I am stressed

I want to pose Sami Fashonti Derry Girls goof that I've had an idea for for ages

I want to figure out how to give Muireann her sick lightning scar wings and gnarly chest scar

Booboo has to beat up Hades

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Evening

Sitting with a friend, enjoying the night.

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