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Hooraaaaaaay! I got my @sfmsecretsanta done!

@kamalthemusical we hope you like it!! I couldn’t find whether you had a favourite FK design so I just made my own :>

I tried to include a bunch of collage-y aspects! Here are the links to the resources I used: Presents || Tree || Flower || Fire || Lights || Ribbon || Rug

If you actually like my art, please consider reblogging this post! Likes really do nothing at all for me, but reblogs will allow more people to see my work! Thank you so much <3

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And he is finished! Parsley would absolutely wear those tacky green christmas suits, so I put him in one, and threw on some decorations for good measure.

This is dedicated to @themultiplestarsystem! I hope they like this :3

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Doodles of Parmsley!........parslwy......parblle.

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nat and trevor! it's cold so trevor was a gentleman...even if his coats a bit too big for nat.

-jeff

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his favorite person to bother

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Here's some drawing I did of my sfm sona with Parsley and a friends oc

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a niche character trope i like is the person who is nice, a good person and acts well adjusted, then they do something where it’s like. oh you’re secretly a little bit insane actually

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Hello gaymers new hyperfixation time NJNVFDNK take these s4m outfit memes i did tonight <3 (outfit meme can be found here !)

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A sketch commission for @whatsup-chickentender/ @themultiplestarsystem of their s/i, Angelo, and Parsley spending a relaxing evening together, complete with a nice chat and some tasty snacks 🍿💬💕

Thanks so much for commissioning me! ^^

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Wanna be clear: I have 0 anxiety about any of my other content being criticized-- it’s literally only because this fic is About Me And How I Experience The World. You can look at any other thing and go “this sucks” and I’ll go “lmao okay thanks” but this??? This is...... very very very personal

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From that one comic you made I am buzzing with the thoughts of jimothan wanting grandkids so bad parsley just adopts some of the habbitat kids. He's thrilled.

okay you have such a big brain .

SO. parsley talks a bit to the kids. they're obviously there for a reason and he's curious as to why someone so young is there. well! you know. it's usually not having awesome parents, as it's a reoccurring theme.

after they get out of the Habitat and go to town, Parsley takes it upon himself to sue and to get them out of their abusive homes! ends up winning, of course. he adopts trevor! lulia and Jeraffina adopt timtam and habit and kamal adopt putunia.

Jimothan is super happy. he really loves to feed into Trevor's theory of him and parsley being demons (which is somewhat true.) by standing around with his glowing eyes n teeth omniously. the first time trevor calls parsley dad makes him cry! also. parsley quits his job at banking, moving back in with his dad to support trevor more n be there for him. in this essay i will

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OH hey I’m putting this on fanfiction.online too!! It’s a p new site and a VERY nice alternative to AO3! I thought I’d spread the word a bit! :>

I Wait Around - a Smile for Me fic

Prologue Word count: 408

Preview: “ I got a call at work earlier today from Dr. Habit. He isn’t my doctor, but he was advertising his Habitat to some townsfolk.  Well, what is it? I asked. Instead of an answer, he told me he had a website. ”

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him:

pabbit!!!!

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I Wait Around - a Smile for Me fic

Prologue Word count: 408

Preview: “ I got a call at work earlier today from Dr. Habit. He isn’t my doctor, but he was advertising his Habitat to some townsfolk.  Well, what is it? I asked. Instead of an answer, he told me he had a website. ”

THE HABITAT      by ME!! DR.HABIT!!

Oh hi!

I did’nt see you there!

I am Dr. Habit and welcome to my website on the World Wide Web! :-)

[CLICK]

I am just a friendly guy who love’s Smiles more than ANYTHING! I decided that there are were too many frownies :-( in the world and so I wanted to do something about it’s!

[CLICK]

“What Did You Do?” I hear you ask? But the “You” in your question is actually _ME?

DR HABIT?

I will tell you what I did!!

[CLICK]

FOr many several years, Martha and I have been creatingb a place for people who just do not have a smile

:-(

I know u would fit in just Great! So how about it, my friend ?!!

[CLICK]

JOIN NOW

Invitations like this always leave me so soft. It’s stupid— corporations can write, Someone is thinking about you! on a billboard for the whole wide world to see, and ever desperate for attention, I melt a little bit at the notion.

I know you would fit in just great.

I want to fit in.

God, I want to fit in.

I got a call at work earlier today from Dr. Habit. He isn’t my doctor, but he was advertising his Habitat to some townsfolk.

Well, what is it? I asked.

Instead of an answer, he told me he had a website. Pens and sticky notes all but make up my entire job, so I scrawled down the URL.

And he said that if I was interested, I should call him right bakc! I am awake all the time!

Which, while weird, helps me out at two in the morning, when I, too, am not sleeping.

I wouldn’t be doing this at any other time.

It’s inviting. He seems nice.

I could use a retreat…

The phone number on the website glows. I find my hand reaching for my roommate’s phone— since I don’t have one of my own— and dialing the number.

The phone rings.

Dr. Habit answers.

“Oh, hello. I’m… You called this afternoon, the flower shop? We talked a bit about the Habitat. I think I am interested, if there’s, um, any room for me.”

…

“Um, one week. Is that okay?”

…

“And payment?”

…

“Okay, I see… Oh, um- no! No, not a problem at all. Can I call back on Thursday with my information?”

…

“Perfect, perfect. Thank you so much.”

…

“I’m… looking forward to this, too.”

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OKAY got it posting prologue Imminently

Wait I said I was gonna post my prologue but I don’t even have a NAME FOR THIS FJKDFDJKG RDK HOLD ON

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“Twenty and Eligible” FITS, because the whole joke is that I’m almost 21 but people keep mistaking me for being a kid (just like irl) but I am not sure I want to name the fic after the running joke that half-ends on Day 4

Wait I said I was gonna post my prologue but I don’t even have a NAME FOR THIS FJKDFDJKG RDK HOLD ON

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Wait I said I was gonna post my prologue but I don’t even have a NAME FOR THIS FJKDFDJKG RDK HOLD ON