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Luca: Where’s Alberto?

Giulia: Around.

Luca: Around?

Alberto: dropping down from the ceiling: Did you know there’s a crawl space in the pescheria?

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Alberto: Giulia is mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Luca: Okay, did you talk before they got upset? Alberto: ...yes? Luca: That's probably it.

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Giulia: Your guess is as good as mine.

Alberto: I'm pretty sure my guess will be infinitely better than yours.

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champion of overthinking

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Alberto: Don't worry Luca, everyone's afraid of something!

Luca: Even you?

Alberto: No

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Luca: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Daniela: This morning you were crying about eels.

Luca: They don't have any arms!

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Headcanon Alberto taught himself to play the mandolin when the island got too quiet and he needed something to hear

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Giulia: Hey Alberto-

Alberto: Shh, I'm sleeping.

Giulia: Oh, ok. *whispers* Hey Alberto-

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FUCK YEA

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no thoughts in this boys head

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Sometimes a family is two queer coded sea monster kids, a spunky red head Italian gal, and a large supportive one-armed dad

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Pixar movie I decided to watch on a whim----> 60s/70s Italian pop/folk music is not the pipeline I expected my ADHD obsession to follow but then again I've had weirder hyperfixations

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are you telling me that these 

are paralels

excuse me im going to jump off a cliff

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Look me in the eyes and tell me Massimo wasn’t an Underdog like Giulia, Luca, and Alberto when he was a kid.

You look me in the eyes and tell me the fat, quiet, and disabled kid wasn’t an Underdog.

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I mean-

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trans flag but sideways, the caption is “italy” in whatever font looks the worst

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my favorite characters

gay

in love with best friend to a wildly codependent degree

on god we gonna GET you a therapist bro