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Breathe!

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I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.

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Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.

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how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

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you’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you.

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im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over

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my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

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this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

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dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

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this is the future liberals want

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I wonder if a girl has ever looked at me and thought, “Dang, I hope she’s gay.“

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

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this is the greatest tweet of 2018