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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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11th month with the guy btw

I think I like a guy.

I thought I was a lesbian. What is going on.

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The fact that you can be playing a mobile game and you will be stopped in the middle of the action to be shown an ad, you have to wait 5 seconds before a tiny skip button appears in the top left, which after it’s skipped, you’re then taken to the App Store, which you have to press the “Done” button, after which they take you to a small playable advert for the same game, which you have to wait another 10 seconds before an incredibly tiny button appears in the top left to skip, and then after that they take you to an advertisement splash screen that just says the app’s name and a button to go to the app store and download it, which you then have to wait five seconds before a tiny button appears in the top- I’m sorry how the fuck is this not illegal?

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snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong

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"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town

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Feelings tonight

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I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us