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good morning.. everyone.. zz

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the meetcutest of all meetcutes

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Me when someone asks why I’m rewatching my comfort show for the nth time, mouth full of pizza: *shifty eyes* I’m going through something

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not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

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jacks u off with these 

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Me talking to myself and general public / pocket friends bc I’m feeling kind of vulnerable

Haven’t challenged myself with a course in a couple of years (and I was working 2 jobs at that point too) so I’ve decided to take a project management course in the hopes of getting my PMP certification. Hopefully I can apply for a better job with better hours to pay off my terribly intimidating amount of debt that I have and hopefully be able to not be worried if I fall sick again!!! And hopefully !! It’ll be a WFH job or hybrid so that when my chronic illness DOES flare up I don’t burst into tears at work 😃 thankfully they’re covering the cost ($200 per course) and I just have to be disciplined enough to take the self guided version…

Wish me luck ❤️

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Real question is Gwenyth Paltrow supposed to be hot (context I’m re watching avengers) or do like people see her for the crunchy shit talker that she is 😂

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wanna hear him moaning and whimpering as he keeps nutting inside me and can't stop :(((

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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u ever kissed a guy on his tummy?? holy shit u NEED to. u can like hold him by the waist and feel how hot hes getting. u can feel him squirm every time u go back in. u can giggle at eachother and look at his beautiful beautiful smile while ur sitting on him. i need to do this more often

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You know that feeling when you first discover a fic for a new blorbo/fandom and your heart is like pounding and you feel the excitement, the new hyperfixation feeling, and you’re like omg the opportunities the unread fics, the theories, the discussions—!! I need that feeling.

So bad, SO BAD that I might just drop myself back off at the dramione corner of ao3 (don’t fucking come for me for my ship 😂)

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Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

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one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag