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towards no one do I feel the same guttural hatred as whatever sick bastard designed those fucking bathroom sinks with about a single inch of space between the tap opening and the back of the basin. you expect me, in the midst of cleaning my hands, to mash them against a seldomly dry surface that festers with the residual bacteria of thousands of people’s piss and shit? am I in the fucking wrong for having NORMAL SIZED HUMAN HANDS. fuck you, I hope you’re dead and suffering in Christian Hell.

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Girl: maybe he’s not a real leftist after all

Me trying to spell bougerwahzee bougiorsee boojuarsae. Boourjua-

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the sheer amount of milk-related mistakes I have made this evening are truly unfathomable

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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

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my official statement on this and every matter is that we all must hang out and tell our friends we love them more frequently 

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monica......

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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yall do realize just because something has been a target of misogynistic criticism, that doesn't make stanning it completely uncritically in response some kind of revolutionary feminist praxis. right.

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the ache of nostalgia

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hey man hope ur just on a lil cryptid sabbatical and doin okay i already sent as many doubletexts as i feel is appropriate

now we wait ✌️

really want to ask u for haircut advice and tell u about the whiplash of a week I’ve had (NEW CAR (not a prank) (gone wrong)(not clickbait))

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

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Brennan Lee Mulligan harnessing his inner wlw to help Ally and Emily tell the greatest sapphic love stories known to woman

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this, but unironically. i am my own masterwork.

Christ this is so fucking cool