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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

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pigeon friends :)

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*muttering to self while crouched in the corner of a dark room lit only by the yellow beam of light from under the closed door*

“i am gonna put on the best damn talent show this dead end town has ever seen.”

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

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"spam like = block" okay well if someone spam liked my posts i would rip their boxers off with my teeth and suck their cock but thats just me

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If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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The Coven of Elders

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

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fuck i’m in so much pain and i have to go read about Adlerian theory group therapy someone come strangle me pls

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outing my partner as a Benson Boone fan bc, and I quote, “he’s done so many backflips that it’s circled back around to being funny.”

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8