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WHAT DO U THINK HE SAID IM LETTING MY IMAGINATION RUN WILD

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Love Simon spoilers but with no context

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the dregs go to the met!

oh god i can’t feel my fingers anymore

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Me @ Little Mix rn

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Haikyuu Characters as Things My Best Friends have Texted me Part 2

Suga: what does istg mean? sorry i'm not hip with the kids

Kindaichi: I just got a How to Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap Kit.

Yachi: guys i have a beautiful ocd way that i organized my womanly products

Noya, about Asahi: he was rockin that manbun

Hinata, on drugs: my eyeballs can’t shut

Tsukishima: keyboards need like a middle caps thing to denote saltiness and sarcasm

Yaku, to Kuroo, about Kenma: was that you telling him he was holding the knife wrong bc that's so annoy. child he's cutting it fine

Asahi as the respectful bby he is, about Noya: He’s kinda hot. No offense to him.

Kiyoko, while ranting: The kid I'm babysitting just told me "Winner winner go cook me dinner woman!"

Yahaba, to Kyotani: I AM DYING BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME YOUR SICKNESS

Bokuto, as a responsible adult: i’m opening a hair salon called hair all gone and the only cutting tools i use is a vacuum

Oikawa, about Iwaizumi: I have an unhealthy obsession

Kageyama, as Oikawa's son: my dad says that kylo and rey have more sexual tension then han and leia did

Kenma, to Kuroo: i said YOU die

Yamaguchi: i’m bringing a lot of pizza rolls

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Haikyuu Characters as Things My Best Friends have Texted Me

Hinata: GET YOUR MUFFINS TOGETHER!

Oikawa: why would someone trick me like that on such a personal topic

Tanaka: did you see that guy jump crotch first into the other guy's face?!

Akaashi: i fell asleep on my phone and i accidentally downloaded 9 episodes of gossip girl

Yahaba: unrelated but I'm WHEEZING

Hanamaki: I SHIP THE FUCK OUT OF THEM, I want more information about this relationship

Suga, to Oikawa, about Iwaizumi: If you guys date I’m legit only gonna address him as milkshake hips boi

Kageyama, to Hinata: if you're asleep OK if you're in the shower OK but if you're just ignoring me and call me back because I have no fucking idea how to calculate the percentage of oxygen for each of my trials so oh wait never mind hold on it says it gives directions divide height of water by height of test tube never mind have a good life

Matsukawa: guys i just passed a place called mémé

Kenma, about Kuroo: I don't know what to do about him, he asked me if I could take him to my house tomorrow and stay until like four but I kinda just want to be alone watching riverdale in the dark for the afternoon

Asahi: I don't want to turn off the light but I can't go to sleep unless I turn off the light

Terushima: BITCH THAT LIL BOI WAS STUFFED WITH COTTON WHAT THE FUCK

Noya: IM FFFFFFRICKEN RATTLED

Yachi: they’re everywhere girl i’m loving it clap mcdonald’s

Bokuto: IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RIGHT NOW

Shirabu, about being salty: it’s like drugs i’m addicted to it it’s all i think about

Yamaguchi: its simple; parents just raise your sons to be gay

Tsukishima: i’m so cool, and not mentally stable

Tendou: comfy hump day wednesday

it’s comfy cuz of joggers

it’s hump day cuz wednesday

and wednesday cuz it’s wednesday

Lev, to Yaku: the facetime failed and i was repeating your name so i thought you died

Ennoshita, to Tanaka: why are you frustrating

Kuroo, to Kenma: get some sleep, you had to much social time