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✧ BROOKLYN NINE - NINE SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞
❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞
❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞
❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞
❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞
❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞
❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞
❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞
❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞
❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞
❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞
❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞
❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞
❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞
❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck. ❞
❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick! ❞
❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞
❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞
❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞
❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞
❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞
❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞
❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞
❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞
❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞
❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞
❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞
❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞
❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞
❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞
❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞
❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞
❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞
❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞
❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞
❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞
❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞
❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞
❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞
❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞
❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞
❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞
❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞
❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞
❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞
❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞
❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞
❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞
❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞
❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞
❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞
❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞
❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞
❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞
❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞
❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞
❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞
❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞
❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞
❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞
❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞
❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞
❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞
❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞
❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞
❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞
❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?! ❞
❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞
❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞
❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞
❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞
❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞
❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞
❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞
❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞
❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞
❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞
❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞
❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞
❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞
❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞
❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞
❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞
❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞
❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞
❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞
❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞
❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞
❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞
❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞
❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead. ❞
❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad. ❞
❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞
❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞
❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞
#i. ooc. memes#specify muse !#lov me some b99#i've been working on drafts but i gotta get ready to leave soon#will be on later tonight probably !
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matilda
RANDOM STARTER ! @whatwesacrifice sent 🎧 !
it wasn’t easy for short legs to pick up a pace and catch up to girl on the move. calling out her name , trying to hide shortness of breath ( god damn the stupid vice of social smoking ) “ hey , what’s up ? it’s been a while … ” tug on corner of mouth revealed as she pushed back curly locks.
since her arrival , she couldn’t really say she had made an outstanding effort to get to know some people. actually , those she did meet , she never truly stayed in touch with. hence the half apologetic ‘ it’s been a while ’. truth was , she never intended to stay as long as she had , and by the looks of things , it didn’t seem like she could go anywhere any time soon … might as well start being social. having people , connections , it couldn’t hurt her. or so she wanted to believe.
one track mind, not quite catching own name being called out by a familiar voice. eyes remaining glued onto phone clasped within hand while feet continue to carry her towards destination. brows furrow at text. can’t make it... work. fingers soon tap lit up screen in rapid fashion, shooting off a quick response. it's cool. yet some disappointment remains. so much for going out. now there’s no reason to continue on where she was headed.
a part of her heavily considers the notion of going home. until she lifts gaze from screen, catching sight of matilda in the progress. ❛ —— oh, hey ! ❜ surprise coloring features for a split second before lips curve upward slightly, movement slowing now before coming to a complete stop. it’s definitely been a while.
❛ well, i was going to meet someone but they cancelled, ❜ shoulders shrug, ❛ so, not much. unless you’re free ? ❜
#matriarcada#i. thread. matriarcada / 001#i. thread / sara#i lov u & mati#IM EXCITED FOR THESE TWO#my reply is shit tho rip#anyways me throwing sara into a modern verse? u betcha#i. queued
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i. jace herondale
❛ hey alec ————– i’m bored. ❜ another quip , just to get under alec’s skin , eyes flickering to greet that of PARABATAI’S . eyebrow cocked , he awaited alec’s relent ( for there was no one he knew better than alec ) a self satisfied SMIRK breaching his lips when it finally came. a quick turn of his body, and he was upright in the chair, his fingers curling eagerly over his knee caps.
❛ I thought you’d never ask ! i’m starving . maybe something EXCITING will happen while we’re out. should we invite izzy? ❜ animated ONCE more, he drew to feet, his blood singing for action, restless feet already carrying him towards door. ❛ could save her from her own cooking. ❜
jace earns a glare from alec, eyes narrowing slightly at the other’s quip. he knows what he’s doing, and it’s working. still, he rises from armchair, dropping discarded book onto the nearest surface before stretching. another eye roll. ❛ of course you are. ❜ he doesn’t say it, refusing to admit lest he give jace any more satisfaction, but he could use some excitement as well. shoulders lift, a light shrug offered in response before he’s following suit.
❛ we can, but she seemed pretty adamant on trying that new recipe. ❜ a pause, falling in step with parabatai. ❛ —— you can go see if she’s in the kitchen already or not. i’m going to grab my jacket. ❜
#i. thread. faesule / jace 002#i. thread / alexander#i lov them#sorry this took awhile jordy im trash#i. queued
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i. clary fairchild
no matter what they told you , you were still just a girl , a girl who didn’t grow up in a place like this . you didn’t have the training that the others did , you would possibly never catch up and it scared you , it did . ❝ it’s just — not here . ❞ hand wraps around arm , beginning to pull him off to the side .
expression goes from guarded to confused, not quite expecting the other to grab a hold of him nor pull him aside. yet something seems to be bothering the girl, so he allows it. then he waits, only speaking once she lets go, tone softening just a degree, curiosity winning out.
❛ —— so, what is it ? ❜
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i. erin lindsay
annoyance etches itself into the tired lines of her face as a sound resembling a growl seeps through clenched teeth . standing and reaching back for her coat , a tiny half - smile plays along her lips , giving him a shrug . ❝ oh , you think you got jokes ? we’ll see how funny it is when you’re paying for my delicious starbucks latte . c’mon —— i’m driving . ❞
antonio halts beside his own desk, gaze averting to settle on erin as she stands up & grabs her coat. he soon follows suit, lips twitching in amusement at the other. oh, he knows he’s got jokes. but he decides to cut erin some slack. after all, he’s not the one without his daily douse of caffeine, a necessity in their line of work. & there’s no playing around when it comes to coffee.
❛ hey, be my guest. ❜ a chuckle. ❛ but if i’m paying it's going to be for the real stuff. ❜
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i. maryse lightwood
it’s not the first time you’ve lost someone so important to you . you lost so many people and it wasn’t just by death ( your brother on TOP of that list ) but max ? it’s causing so much ache in your heart right now . you remember this piece of advice your parents once told you : pain is redemptive / pain could make you forget . and you used to believe that . you used to believe that the more pain you feel you’ll be able to finally FORGIVE YOURSELF for joining valentine . it never worked so you forgot . but here you are today . bleeding soul / corrupted lungs . you learned that pain is not the way you’ll find yourself . and with max dying , there’s no way that’s going to happen .
it breaks you even more once you see him like that . you know that izzy’s already in her room , not letting anyone in . you know everyone is far too BROKEN right now . you know that they all need a little space right now but you can’t let them go through this on their own . your voice is barely over a whisper . ❝ alec . ❞
breath is held as he hears maryse, his name barely whispered by her. he doesn't turn around, not yet. he doesn't want her to see how much he's struggling to keep it together. he needs to be strong. for his siblings, and for her. there's a fleeting moment of fear once he does move to face his mom. he's not sure what he'll see in her eyes as he turns away from window. �� he knows there’ll be a deep sadness etched in her features, pain of loss. after all, her youngest was gone, a child taken by war. he doesn’t quite meet gaze for he knows such an act would completely break resolve.
some guilt gnaws at him as well. he knows isabelle placed blame solely upon herself but, had he not been the one to leave them both ? he, the big brother, the one to protect them, have their back no matter what, left them on their own. they were his responsibility. yet, he left to go find help, find mom & dad. he should've stayed. maybe together, izzy & him could've stopped what happened. but it’s too late now, he failed at his job, no, his only priority and concern in life. the safety of his siblings, the people he loved most in this world.
throat tightens. a whisper just as quiet as his mother's was. two words are all he can manage to let out, ❛ ——i'm sorry. ❜
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hi everyone i need to tell u that my wife @whatwesacrifice is Fucking Adorable
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❛ —— you know, ❜ he starts, sapphire eyes drifting to the blonde, ❛ you could always come & stay at the institute for awhile. ❜ a sanctuary for shadowhunters and, on some occasions, downworlders under their protection. given emma’s recent discovery of her abilities, he’s certain he could convince his parents, or maybe just hodge, to let her stay for a time.
❛ we have plenty of extra rooms. if you want. ❜
// @saviorheart ♡ ‘d for a thing.
#saviorheart#i. thread. saviorheart / 002#i. thread / alexander#i figured emma doesn't have a consistent place to stay / live rn#i can't remember what we plotted or if u ever said if emma was still in the foster system or just on her own skjadh it was so long ago#but i will forever love their dynamic !!!!#i. queued
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ALEXANDER GIDEON & ISABELLE SOPHIA, aesthetic edit meme / accepting !
#avengel#i. ooc / edits#i. alexander / rarer than gold#i. dyn / dear sister you know me better than i know myself ( alec / izzy )#us using their middle names instead of their last name: valid#I FINALLY DID ONE OF THESE#also aggos i love ur iz fc im so gay wow#i would die for these two#also die for u#anyways i tried out a new coloring for this & now i kinda want to redo all my alec icons :/#me @ god why must i suffer
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i. isaiah walker
for @whatwesacrifice
❝ oh, stop, ❞ he plays, giving a light shove of lia’s shoulder. bright smile, LIKE SUNSHINE, seems to light up the space they’re in. ❝ i’m not about to dazzle a buncha humans just to get a few spare dollars. i’m better than that. i can totally get us bus change by — not dazzling anyone. ❞
she returns the light shove. a smile of her own flashing, though not quite as ILLUMINATING as the son of apollo’s. ❛ okay, but, exactly how do you plan on doing that when the last bus is in ten minutes ? gonna be cutting it pretty close there. ❜ & she’d much rather sleep on the bus as opposed to at the bus stop.
❛ or, you could, you know, totally dazzle a buncha humans & get us a little more than some bus change. your call, aya. ❜
#prettyvisions#i. thread. prettyvisions / isaiah 001#i. thread / lia#lia voice: just do it#me @ myself put this in ur queue#also me: no i'm posting it NOW
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i. trini guerrero
YOU’RE CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE SUDDEN PRESENCE OF ANOTHER, though you’re the only one to blame. heightened senses or not, it’s hard to hear someone else with heavy metal blasting too loudly through your headphones. your surprise is shown only through annoyance, fingers tightening around the strap of your bag. “ this place is a restricted area. ” which means you shouldn’t be here, either, but you’re all too willing to ignore that. / @whatwesacrifice
she’s not the only one caught off guard. he doesn’t anticipate anyone else to be in the area. although, he’s only been here in angel grove for a short time. so, he wouldn’t really know. & he’s only here on the west coast due to the los angeles institute sending him to survey some of the strange happenings in this town of late. no leads so far. at any rate, he’s quickly come to the conclusion he prefers new york. still, it’s been a nice little respite away from home. tonight, however, sleep eludes him.
it’s why he’s out on a walk along the outskirts of the town. ❛ —— restricted ? ❜ confusion settles in. then what’s she doing here ? yet he conceals own surprise, just glad he opted for normal attire, not his shadowhunter gear, before venturing out. but probably should’ve used a invisibility rune. ❛ uh, right. didn’t realize. ❜
#sabortooths#i. thread. sabortooths / 001#i. thread / alexander#same rip starters are the bane of my existence#where even is angel grove supposed to be in cali idek#anyways i LOVE TRINI so thank u#tbh i think they'd get along eventually ? they're both Very similar in some aspects#also sorry this took awhile im trash#idek what my reply is asdhgfas#i. queued
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i. isabelle lightwood
alec had always been the braver of them two , even if she would never admit it. and it is selfish of her to come to him with such heavy words , to bring up the recent loss in their lives , when for years she did anything BUT care for her father … whereas , brother , as wise and more mature as always , had found strength in forgiveness. perhaps it would’ve been better to take her poisonous words and feelings elsewhere. yet , she had nowhere else / no one else.
a smile threatens to creep up only to fade quickly in a quiver of lips. “ i am a little , though. if i wasn’t , i would’ve at least given him half a chance. ”
he won't tell her to let go of her anger, for part of him understands; it justified in some regards. their father had made many mistakes, none of which alec will ever understand the reasoning behind. he remembers a time when he used to look up to him, constantly seeking his approval while growing up. approval he never truly felt he ever had, except until near the end perhaps. of course, after it no longer mattered to alec.
he listens quietly before a hand comes to rest upon hers. ❛ you didn’t owe him anything, iz. so no, i still don’t think that makes you awful, not even a little bit. ❜ silence settles for a moment, & then he’s speaking again, tone softer.
❛ you know, i only ended up giving him a chance because i felt it was what i needed to do for myself, not him. ❜ a sigh. ❛ —— but honestly ? sometimes, i’m still not sure if that was the right thing to do. ❜ even now that he’s gone.
#avengel#i. thread. avengel / 002#i. thread / alexander#what if i wanted that generic starter :/#kidding ! i lov this thread#i also lov u#alec's feelings on robert will always be so complex#me could literally writes pages on it :/
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i. lily chen
‘ don’t be mad but i got glitter everywhere and i have no idea how to get it out of your couch - ’ she gives him a wide grin , as if to give him support in what will be a challenge ( aka getting out said glitter ) . ‘ actually , you can yell , but please don’t give me the disappointed look . ’
@whatwesacrifice !
exhaustion evident along features, it takes him a moment to actually catch what she’s saying as he enters the room. it’d been a long day. he appreciated lily being able to babysit last minute. yet once her words register a sigh follows. & cue the disappointed look. ❛ please don’t tell me the boys got in it. ❜ he’s almost afraid to look at the couch yet eyes soon drift towards it, the urge to see just how bad it was taking over.
he looks for a second... & then another sigh falls. ❛ lily, where did it come from ? there shouldn’t even been any glitter in the house. ❜ after a previous incident, he’s made sure of it. ❛ —— & what were you doing with it ? ❜
#clansmart#i. thread. clansmart / 001#i. thread / alexander#y'all can't tell me they haven't had an incident w/ glitter before#& not even magnus' magic can get it all out#replies 20 yrs later i hate myself#but god i lov lily#i. queued
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#i. sara / go where the stars take you#novasurfer#i sent u this months ago but it's on the dash again so i gotta reblog asjsajd#IT THEM
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something feels off. & she doesn’t like being out in the open like this. it’s dangerous. they’re just asking for trouble. with a careful grip on gun, guard remains up. eyes continue to look around before falling upon alicia.
❛ —— hey, how much farther ? ❜ // @hellhaths
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❛ —— honestly ? i think i’d take another volcano right about now. ❜ sure would beat their current situation. & at least the volcano incident had been a gripping venture ( NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH PEEBEE ) this one has been nothing more than a nuisance. // @stardustvein
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