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Needy Cunt Task Twelve - Make the Pledge

Read the words above. Do they affect you? Can you imagine living your life to these standards? Did your cunt just get a little bit wetter? 

Congratulations you are a needy cunt.

Now record yourself saying these words. Upload your video or audio to somewhere accessible and tell me where I can find it. Alternatively feel free to publish it to your own blog and send me a link. Alternatively you can send me your efforts via kik.

It’s time to make the pledge cunt. 

Do it today. 

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The Journey Begins

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

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The Walk Home

So this is the forth one of these I’ve written, I’d like to thank you all for the response these write ups of our dynamic has received so far. It’s truly appreciated and I glad you’ve enjoyed reading them. 

This one, unlike the others previously wasn’t planned. Last Saturday, it was a friends Birthday and we were out for some drinks at a pub. Things were going normally up until one of the people we were out with mentioned that he had just bought a ‘fifty shades of grey’ toy set. This friend knew nothing of the dynamic we lived and we had to keep a straight face as he mentioned how excited he was to try some of these new toys like the anal beads. The other effect of this conversation was the one it had on Mia’s state of arousal, all of a sudden she was dripping and had no interest in carrying on drinking in the crowded pub. We then said our goodbyes and begin the long walk home.

As soon as we walked outside, Mia’s face gave away just how horny she was feeling. A quick, subtle, grope of her breasts in the middle of the high street caused her to close her eyes and her control melt away. It was still a bit too crowded here to do too much and a little chilly, so I gave her my jacket. As we continued down the high street, I kept stealing quick gropes to her breasts, ass and pussy which was dripping, she was soaking wet already. 

Outside the high street, things began to heat up. As the paths became quieter, I was more adventurous in how I handled Mia. Guiding her by placing my hand behind her neck, I led her to a little quiet alley where I pushed her up against the wall. She offered little resistance as I reached my hand in between her legs and began to tease her all too eager clit. It wasn’t long at all before she lifted her hand to cover her mouth and the escaping desperate moans. When she started to beg to cum, it was then I stopped, pushing her back out onto the paths, frustrated and flustered. 

The streets were quiet in the evening as we walked and I continued to grope and squeeze as often as I could. Even going as far as pulling her breast out of her top as cars passed, though in a way that they couldn’t really be seen. I then pulled her face towards mine and spat on her, telling her to leave her arms behind her back. This only served to turn her into even more of a dripping mess and when we found a small patch of grass, I made her kneel. Standing facing away from her, with her kneeling at my side, I began to pee and had Mia reach forward and lap it up with her tongue. The pee must have been strong after the beer I drunk but she lapped it up all the same. When I was done, I lifted her up by her hair and pushed her forward to continue walking. 

A little further along our journey, we were inside a retail park. Since it was past 11pm, nothing was open and there was no one around. We found another hidden spot behind a building and holding Mia by the hair, I forced her on to her knes behind it. Undoing my flies, Mia eagerly took my dick into her mouth and she enthusiastically sucked me off. Sounds of cars barely fifty meters away didn’t distract her as she continued to work on my dick. Eventually, she brought me close to climax and I pulled her head back by her hair and finished on her face. As always, Mia looked hot as hell with my cum dripping down her face, that mixed in with the recent spit, we were ready to continue. Not before removing my jacket from her however as to make sure my cum didn’t drip onto it. 

Over half way home now, this journey had taken at least double what it would have normally. The cum had stopped dripping down Mia’s face and was starting to dry in the slightly chilly evening air. We found an underpass and I pushed her up against the wall once more. Without a jacket, Mia’s top was exposed and I pulled both of her breasts out from her top and slapped them until they were red. Mia stood there wincing with every hit, but she took it like a pro, like she always does. I then turned my attention towards her all too needy clit. It was far more sensitive this time and she struggled to keep quiet. With her breasts still exposed, she looked through both sides of the underpass to make sure no one was coming but it was quiet. Getting her close once again, I denied her the climax she was begging for before we carried on. 

Mia had started whining due to her need to climax and how aroused she felt but she soldiered on as I guided her with my hand behind her neck. We were walking along a cycle path by the road which dipped down, and when we reached the bottom bit, we were hidden from the road. I had Mia remove her top so she was completely topless. Instructing her to place her hands above her heads, I had her stand with her back against the wall and the road whilst I enjoyed the view. I then handed her my jacket back to cover up. 

There wasn’t far to go now but Mia needed to pee. We found a small patch of grass hidden by a hedge and I had her take off her leggings. I told her to go on all fours and she lifted her leg as she peed. The look of shame on my pet’s face was beautiful and when she was finished, she put her trousers back on and carried on, her head facing the floor. 

Onto the last leg of the journey, we were walking down a lane sheltered by lots of trees. It was almost pitch black along most of the lane except for where there was a street light every few hundred metres or so. When we reached one of these lit areas, I had Mia remove her jacket and go down on her knees. She remained there with her hands behind her back as I took a couple of pictures. When we had finished, I had her crawl a little down the lane before finally allowing her to get up. Her breasts were still out and my hand was in between her legs as we completed the last part to my house. Once inside, I pushed her upstairs and had her remove her clothes before she went down onto all fours and I fucked her all too willing ass from behind. 

Altogether it had been a fun and crazy night which neither of us had been expecting. We’d always been into outdoors play but in a way where we didn’t push our lifestyle choices upon anyone else. All along the walk I had been careful to ensure there was no one around to disrupt us and it had been a very hot experience, for both of us. Those on our premium snapchat saw many of these shots the morning after it happened. Thanks once again for reading, if you enjoy my little stories of what we get up to, please let me know. We have a dungeon visit planned a week Friday, so be sure to get our snapchat to see picture updates of me using lots of different equipment on her including, canes, some pretty mean cable for impact play, paddles, cage & restricted senses, vac bed, denial and forced orgasms, and so much more. 

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So you did two new things from our meet and I'm extremely proud of you! I'm sure your followers would love to know how you felt about rimming me and how the butt fucking felt?

Thanks Mister! I always smile stupidly when you say you’re proud of me 🙈

So the rimming. Making that first move was the hardest, but after that it didn’t seem gross at all. It was hard to breath but I tried to concentrate more on licking your butt than on me running out of air. It made me realise how much I’d do for you. How much I “want” to do for you. So that made me very eager.

Butt fucking- well to start- Jesus Christ that wasn’t nice. I know it hurts every time during training to start with, and I knew I’d panic and forget that and just try to escape. You holding me firm and repositioning me, whilst giving me a little bit of give, was absolutely the right thing to do. Left to me, I’d of squirmed away saying I couldn’t do it. Although at no point did I consider safewords. Funny really. After the first few thrusts it felt good. Like it hurt a bit and was uncomfortable, but you were getting pleasure and I wasn’t and that made it feel good. By the time I was fucking you it wasn’t hurting at all.

💕💕

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Speaking Up Without Acting Out

I have a core belief that my submission does not make me a doormat. It does not make me lesser, and it certainly does not mean that my opinions and desires don’t matter. What it does mean is that those wants come second to the desires of my Dominant.

One of my responsibilities as a submissive is to make my needs and desires known. It’s only with this information that a Dominant can not make an informed decision. Unless I fulfill my responsibility to give him all the information he needs, he cannot fulfill his responsibility to care for me.

This is an aspect of my submission that I often struggle with. In other areas of my life, with anyone other than my Dominant, speaking up comes naturally. I make my opinions known loudly and often. When it’s time to speak up, it’s as if a switch is flicked inside me. Alpha me rears her ugly head in the very place her presence is least welcome.

How can I tame her? How do I set aside habit without defaulting instead to timidity, without failing to fulfill my obligation to make my voice heard? How do I balance my responsibility to voice my concerns and desires with my obligation to behave respectfully? The ‘me’ who is outspoken, brusque, and sharp tongued is not welcome at Sir’s feet, so what am I to do?

I can speak only for myself, but for me the answer lies in one deceptively simple thing…protocol.

My relationship with my Dom is not one of high protocol. ‘Baby’ is spoken as often as ‘Sir’ or ‘Master’, we speak casually, and we joke often. However in these moments, the ones where I am making my needs known and giving voice to my desires, all of that changes. I find that the best way to prevent myself from the infamous ‘topping from the bottom’ is to wrap myself in protocol.

I speak softly, I exercise deference, I use titles, and I am sure to say please and thank you. In short, I don the armor of protocol not to protect me from my Dominant, but to protect me from myself. Protocol sheaths my tongue and allows me to express myself without whining, complaining, or being petulant. It offers me an opportunity to practice humility, and ultimately submission.

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little things you can do to remind me i am beneath you:

- casually tell me i am dumb / stupid

- make me fetch you a drink

- order for me

- exclude me from ‘manly’ conversations such as politics or world events

- tell me to cover up or show more skin

- grab my ass in public

- tell me to make you food

- degrade me in front of your friends / other people

- expect me to be presentable at all times

- use my body to masturbate and make it clear that sex isnt for me

- slap / spank me when i do something you dont like

- undermine my opinion about anything because im ‘stupid’ and ‘just a woman’

- expect me to clean for you and make me if i dont

- show to your friends how well trained and submissive i am as if i am your possession or pet

- never let me cum without permission

- hold high expectations for how i should dress, wear my makeup, and act, and enforce those expectations

- never let me do anything you consider manly or masculine

i will be adding more to this list <3

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ALLLL of this.

Ideas for making a slave feel owned

1. Give her a clear time and protocol to speak her mind, so you both know her consent and limits are respected. By giving her the ability to say No, you make every Yes that much more powerful.

2. Establish her boundaries in writing, and find the areas where she wants to explore. Make her write them out, asking for your guidance.

3. Have her make a list of the things that scare her most, and confess them to you. Tell her she’s given you the keys to her own destruction, and make her say thank you.

4. Control when she can use her own feet; have her crawl at specified times, such as when getting ready for and into bed.

5. Decide what she will wear daily. Occasionally give her the opportunity to pick for herself, and see how well she can make herself pleasing to you.

6. When she is in your presence, take away the right to do basic tasks without permission. Watch her blush when she asks to be allowed to do simple things, like sit or excuse herself to the washroom.

7. Take away her right to speak first.

8. Have her set your clothing out for the next day and make sure it is presentable. Freshly ironed, shoes shined, etc, so that your morning is made easier by her effort the night before.

9. Decide on an item she can always wear if wearing a collar isn’t appropriate for her situation. Ensure she always has it on her body, and clearly knows when she is allowed to remove it (for bathing, etc) or if she is not allowed to remove it.

10. Have her Skype or FaceTime or Snap you at the same time, every single day. No exceptions.

11. Teach her the best way to display herself to suit your preferences, and make her do so every time she enters your presence when you are alone.

12. Interrupt her to use her selfishly, without regard to her pleasure. Remind her she is an object there for your satisfaction.

13. Get her tattooed or branded so that your mark of ownership is a literal part of her.

14. Ask her each day what she did that day that would displease you. This will train her to be more mindful of your will in her life, and it will train her to be completely honest.

15. Give her rules for how she is to keep herself to suit your pleasure, i.e. shaved/groomed a particular way/any specific aesthetic conditions. Then conduct random inspections to ensure she is always keeping herself how you want her.

16. Hand feed her upon occasion, to demonstrate to her that her health is important to you.

17. Feed her dinner from a dog bowl at your feet upon occasion, so she remembers exactly how low she is.

18. Speak about her as if she wasn’t there; she is an object, not a person.

19. Physically lead her with a fist coiled in her hair, or a painful grip on her upper arm. Show her that she’s so stupid she has to be physically shown where to be and what to do. Tell her she should be grateful you bother.

20. Make her thank you for every punishment, every bruise. Make her explain to you what she did wrong and thank you for your time and guidance.

21. Change her wardrobe to be more suitable to pleasing you. Change her hairstyle, modify her so that she is as useful to you as possible.

22. Have her keep a journal specifically about her submission, her feelings and reactions to tasks and rules, and then have her read it for you.

23. Control when she’s allowed to make eye contact, or speak your name.

24. Teach her what is most relaxing for you, whether that is massage or preparing a specific drink or having your favorite chair set up with a drink when you get home. Show her that you trust her to take care of you.

25. Give her an innocuous title she can use while in public or mixed company, so that she can always feel affirmed in her submission.

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There are many aspects to being your Man's property.

It goes beyond your body being his to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. It’s more than being available and eager to please him at any given moment. It means he can do anything he feels like, whenever he wants and you never say no because you are his property and he is superior.

If he wants a bite of your food, you smile and offer him as much as he wants. If he wants a drink of your beer, you let him drink the whole thing and ask if he wants another. If he wants to stick his finger in your ass while you’re cooking dinner, you spread your legs to give better access. If he wants to fuck you after a long day at work, you get in whatever position he wants and serve him without hesitation. If he demands you suck his cock in the middle of doing something, you stop whatever you’re doing and get on your knees. If he wants to punish you for no reason at all other than he needs to let out some frustration, you take it like a good girl and say thank you.

You are His. His fucktoy. His useless set of holes. His cunt. His slave. His piece of meat. His to do whatever he wants simply because He can.

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When someone is dominating in a non-sexual way ❤️ such as:

• putting their hand on your back to lead you • paying for you • saying “no” in a stern but caring voice • opening doors or boxes for you • giving you reasonable instructions • ordering the food for you • telling you “come here” and/or pointing to the ground in front of them where they want you • fixing up your outfit/appearance (such as buttoning up your shirt or fixing your hair) • lifting your chin up • saying “look at me” •

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How to be a dirty talking slut

Something I find slightly annoying as a dominant guy is how few (but otherwise completely good) sluts don’t really get how to do dirty talk. So here’s a guide based on my experience as a dominant man. Inevitably this is going to reflect some of my personal tastes but hopefully it’s also general enough to be useful to any slut who wants to please a man by being the filthy talking whore he dreams about: 1) Beg

Most men, unless they’re unsafe assholes, don’t want to go too far and hurt you (at least not too much). This means their natural instinct is to hold back. But even if they’ve learnt not to hold back then it’s pretty much always the case that hearing you beg for more makes it easier to forget that nagging instinct and to know that they have an eager little slut to use. So say things like “Please fuck my cunt/throat/ass” or “Please rape me/fuck me hard” or “Please make me your whore” and any variations on those themes. Whatever he’s doing, beg him to do more of it. Plead with him to use you. Not only will he love hearing you beg but he’ll also use you even harder as a result.

Win win.

2) You don’t “want”, you “need”

Hearing a whore say she wants your cock is nice. Hearing that she needs it is better.

You want him to know that you’re a mindless slut who *needs* to be used. Who doesn’t just want what he’s doing to you but who craves it. Much like 1) it helps him think that you really are a complete slut who loves what he’s doing to you.

So whenever you’re about to say “I want X” say “I need X” instead.

Say things like “I need your cock in my ass/cunt/pussy” or “I need to be filled with your cock” or “I need to taste your cum”. I guarantee he’ll appreciate it.

3) Flatter him

We all like compliments. Men especially like them about their cocks. It doesn’t matter how big he is or isn’t, or how well he fucks. If you want to make him enjoy himself then compliment him.

Saying things like “your cock feels so big inside me”, “oh my god, I love your dick” or “I love it when you fuck me like this/do X to me” will help stroke his ego and make him enjoy using you more.

You can also extend this to praising whatever he’s doing. If he’s making you feel good then tell him how good it feels, moan like a slutty little whore as you tell him how amazing his cock feels inside you (this also has the advantage that it encourages him to keep doing something you’re enjoying). Or if he’s hurting you then praise that as well, let him know that you’re a filthy pain slut and what he’s doing “hurts so good”.

All of these will encourage him to double down on how he’s using you and bring him more pleasure. And since that’s the only thing that should matter to a good little whore then this is definitely something you need to do.

4) You love being degraded

This one’s simple. If you’re having the kind of sex where dirty talk makes sense then it’s already going to be at least a little degrading and you wouldn’t be having that kind of sex unless you enjoyed it (or hate it but are addicted to it).

So all you need to do is make it clear how much you enjoy (and need - remember that from earlier?) being degraded and used. This will help spur him on to use you remorselessly to satisfy his urges so if you’re craving being thoroughly fucked and used then this is the kind of dirty talking for you.

The simplest way to do this is just to ask him to do degrading things to you - or to keep doing the degrading things he’s already doing. Ask for things that humiliate and objectify you and tell him how much you love them. Say things like “I love being your worthless cum dump”, or “thank you for treating me like the pathetic fucktoy I am” or “please let me taste my ass on your cock” or “I love gagging on your thick cock”. Again, it doesn’t matter if you don’t actually like the kind of degradation you’re talking about or if he doesn’t actually do all the things you say you like when you’re dirty talking. What matters is that what you’re saying will put him in the mindset to use you the way he most enjoys and lets him know that you’re his dirty little toy for him to use. And, trust me, that’s the kind of thing that will thrill him and keep him coming back for more.

5) Repetition

There are some things in life where the same thing happening over and over again can be boring. This is not the case with fucking. If you love a particular position then you’re going to enjoy fucking more, not less, if that position is one you use every time you fuck.

Similarly for guys, if there’s a bit of dirty talk they like then hearing it on a regular basis will make fucking better, not boring. If there’s a particular genres of porn he likes then odds are he’ll usually watch porn in that genre. In the same way, if he likes his girl begging to taste his cum then odds are he’ll usually want her to say that every time he’s getting ready to cum in her mouth.

So if he gives a sign of liking something then continue on that theme. If he’s fucking your ass and you feel his cock twitch when you tell him you love being his ass slut then you’ve hit upon a topic that turns him on. So don’t just switch to something else, expand upon that theme. You’re not just his ass slut, you’re also his “filthy anal whore”, you need him to “ruin my ass with your huge cock” and you want him to “make me your anal slave” or any other variations on that theme you can think of. The same applies to any other topic he seems to like. Don’t just say something once, repeat yourself over and over again and embellish what you’re saying. Return to similar themes every time you fuck. If it ain’t broke then don’t fix it as they say. So once you’ve worked out what gets him going then there’s nothing wrong with repeating yourself - if he enjoys you telling him that you “love your cock destroying my throat” then, guess what, he’ll enjoy that every time you say it. So don’t overcomplicate things. If you’ve found something he enjoys then use it on a regular basis. It requires less imagination on your part and he’ll enjoy it more, not less. 6. Follow his lead

You’re not a mindreader so you won’t always know what a man likes. That’s why it’s important to pick up on the cues he gives you. In fact, this is one of the simplest ways to get into dirty talk if you’re new and nervous to the topic. Just wait for, and encourage him to say something dirty, then seize on that theme and build upon it. 9 times out of 10 if he says something to you then it’s because it’s something he’d enjoy hearing you say to him.

So if he says “you’re a dirty little slut aren’t you” then the wrong response is just to say “yes” and keep on fucking like nothing happened. The correct response is to say “mmm, yeah, I’m a dirty little slut”,” I’m a slutty whore who loves getting fucked”, “please fuck this dirty slut Sir”, “I’m your slut, I’m your dirty slut”, etc. You can very easily make him happy just by picking up on the hints he gives you and repeating back the things he says to you. In fact, if you do nothing else then just do this - because there’s nothing more frustrating than saying something dirty to a girl you’re fucking and her not embracing it and telling you the kind of things you’re hinting to her that you like. Conclusion

So there it is. Six instructions to follow to be a dirty talking slut who’ll drive wild any man fucking you. This guide is far from comprehensive and every man is different but if you follow what I’ve said then you shouldn’t go too far wrong no matter what. I hope you’ll find this guide useful on your way to becoming a better fucktoy and, as always, if you follow my advice in real life then I’d love to know how it works out for you.

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My boyfriend wants me to be a bimbo that takes anyone's cock, but I'm torn because I want to go into Engineering. What should I do??

Are you torn because you see the options as mutually exclusive? I don’t. Lots of girls into the bimbo aesthetic want to be treated as intellectually incapable regardless of their intelligence, but it’s entirely possible to look and live the sex kitten lifestyle while maintaining a respectable career. 

Now that we have negated the mutual exclusivity of your options, meaning CAN I have the best of both worlds, we come to the trickier element… SHOULD I attempt balancing both. That’s between you and your man. My only interest is pacing your expectations and experiences so that you don’t run screaming back to vanilla sexuality after some bitch in your office makes a snide remark about your cleavage or a guy comes onto you in an elevator.

I deeply, truly want every single girl reading this to make their sexual appetites and eccentricities blatantly obvious. But I want you to find a rate of lifestyle adoption that allows your psyche to gently and gradually transition to the 24/7 lifestyle.

I have a great friend on tumblr who is a successful surgeon/bimbo. If this is a serious question, which I somewhat doubt, message me off anon and I’ll get you in touch.

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Do you have fashion advice for a young college girl who wants to be like you? I don't know how I should be dressing to get more attention and let men know I'm easy but still stay under the radar when I'm with friends and family.

I’ll answer this in two folds.

First how I dress now: I thrive for attention all the time, so my motto is “If I can make people take pics of me in public, I’m doing it right!“. So I follow creepshot tumblr blogs. I got quite a few ideas from those blogs. I suggest you the same. Also, let your breasts free. Wear very little clothes and no underwear but move and act like you have complete coverage..

Second how I used to dress in college when I wasn’t as extreme as I am now: My go to combination was 4 pieces: a sexy loose crop-top, a tshirt to wear over the crop-top, above the knee pleated/floral/skater skirt, fuck-me-pumps. When you’re with family/friends, you wear the tshirt over the crop-top. Then, when you want to turn into a public slut, you take off the tshirt, put it in your purse, fold the skirt at waist to shorten it and make it a mini, put some lipstick on, ta-da, you are a public slut. In addition, since you wear two tops on top of each other, you may skip the bra in normal life and when you take the tshirt off you can display all your goods (if you have big nipples like I do, you can still wear a bra and take it off put it in your purse when you want to transition into a slut). The key item for a public slut: A big purse!

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How to Have an Open Relationship

A great read!

How to Have an Open Relationship

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Every Girl’s Duties

1. Do whatever he wants sexually.  Period.  Learn to enjoy all of it.  Yes that means you have to lick his ass, drink his piss, suck on his feet, lick his toilet clean, let him beat you with a belt until you are black and blue, etc.  Just do it.  You will be happier and he will be happier if you do. 

2. Look how he wants.  Let him pick out your clothes, your makeup, your hairstyle, etc.  If he wants you to lose weight, go to the gym every day until you are perfect.  If he wants you to get bigger tits, let him buy them for you.  

3.  Cook and clean.  If you live together, clean his house every day and make him food when he gets home from work.  Greet him on your knees, or however he tells you to.  Take off his shoes, massage his feet. serve him dinner and drinks, and suck his cock while he eats.  

4. Be respectful.  To all men.  Call men you don’t know “Sir” and always defer to their judgement.  Do not speak unless spoken to.  Do not EVER assume you know better than a man.  You are a dumb fucktoy service animal.  

5.  Destroy your mind.  This is the most important piece.  You must work actively at brainwashing yourself.  Watch porn constantly.  The more extreme the better.  Always make yourself horny.  Always drill it into your head that you are stupid, worthless, and inferior.  Because you are. Men want girls with no dignity, inhibitions, self respect, or desire to be, know, or do, as  much as a man.  Make sure he knows you know what a brainless, vapid cock-puppet you are.  Make sure he knows you support the patriarchy and male superiority.  Stop educating yourself about the world.  Read about supermodels and pornstars if you must read at all.  Make yourself into the mindless slave you and he both want you to be.  

Share this message if you agree and want to change the world!

Good luck, sisters!

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not rlly kinky plans but the tl;dr is my s/o & I have been going through a lot lately re: college, job, money, and family issues, but He wants to take me out to dinner bc He wants to treat us to something! I was just planning on us getting a milkshake at a local diner (still gonna do that!) but Im super excited and I wanna get Him something but idk what to get Him... I was thinking the stereotypical flowers or chocolates but idk do you have any ideas??I wanna do something special for Him...

If money is an issue, it does get difficult. I’d say try doing something special for him like a gesture (cleaning the whole house, cooking his favourite meal, etc.). If that’s not something he’d be into maybe try doing a nude/lingerie photo-shoot and getting them printed at an instant printer kiosk (so no one sees them) and putting them in a decorative booklet or box with a big red bow. Pretty sexy and not too expensive!

xx SF

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How to Suppress a Gag Reflex

WHAT TO DO “If you look at a model of the human body, there’s a straight line from the throat to the stomach. All you have to do is control those pesky gag reflexes and drop the sword.” Albert promises. Sure, that sounds easy enough, but you have to become the master of that reflex. You gotta tell it who’s boss! Here’s how to train yourself: 1. Chillax: Just like anything you do in the boudoir, it only works if you’re relaxed. 2. Spot On: Open your mouth, stick your tongue out, and use a toothbrush or your finger to find exactly where your gag reflex is. You’ll know when you’ve hit it because, well, you’ll start gagging. 3. Brush Up: Now, take your toothbrush and scrub that area for ten seconds, or as long as you can before you feel puke coming up. Or keep going if you’re bulimic. Kidding! 4. Practice: Repeat step three as often as possible. Albert encourages, “You basically need to shove something back there at least a dozen times, seven days a week. This can be anything from a toothbrush to your finger.” But, for us amateurs, at lest once a day is good for training. 5. How Deep Is Your Love: As you get more comfortable during practice, start brushing further down the back of your tongue. You don’t have to brush further than the parts of your tongue that you can see. Now you’re getting the soft palate! 6. Maintenance If you don’t use it, you lose it! To keep yourself in peak deep throat condition, do step three everyday. TIPS 1. Hummer: Humming while you try to deep throat not only feels good for him, it can stifle your gag reflex. 2. Afternoon Delight: Morning wood is poorly timed, as it’s hardest to control your gag reflex when you’re just starting your day. 3. Positioning: Tilting your head back straightens out the line to your stomach. While no man is doing to go that deep, it is easiest to beat your gag reflex in a position where your chin is high, your neck is straight, and you’re standing up. However, that may be impossible in the sack. So, try a 69 where you’re on your back. 4. Just Breathe: Don’t hold your breath. Breathe through your nose because your mouth is gonna be busy! 5. Gag Me: Do not go straight into deep throat mode. Start out a BJ by doing the usual sucking and licking, it’ll warm you both up!