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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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no one will know which one it is.

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gonna close tumblr app and start writing now. #The Horror

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i love you, evangeline

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“robin! help!” robin’s bolting out of her bed and down the hall to evie’s bedroom at the first cry of her name. the door hits the wall rather roughly the way she swings it open, her chest huffing and puffing.

“what, what’s happening?!” robin says, panicked, and rushes over to the bed. her hands are immediately searching the girl for any visible injuries, pulling back to check for any blood.

“they’re- they’re all- just look!” evie is shoving her phone in robin’s face. robin squints and leans back to read what she’s showing her. dustin following her was to be expected. but will, mike, lucas, max, AND EL following her? okay now that’s something to panic about.

“okay…okay, okay! it’s gonna be okay! you can- you can block them all! make your account private and block them all,” robin suggests, nodding her head frantically like she’s solved it all.

“i can’t, then they’ll know something is up. i should’ve known this would happen,” evie says and tucks her knees to her chest. she rests her forehead on her knees, long hair obscuring her features. robin scoots next to her and wraps an arm around her shoulders.

“okay, maybe you’re right. but let’s think logically for a second. it was only a matter of time before they would think to follow you, especially after one of them came to visit and met you. he tagged you in a post,” she’s honestly surprised it took them this long to follow her in the first place, “and they wanted to see what you’re like. plus, dustin didn’t recognize you until he saw you in person. dustin of all people didn’t know who you are. that has to be a good sign, right?”

“i- i guess? i dont know, bobs, what if they figure it out? i mean, el has super powers for crying out loud!” evie whines and lifts her head from her knees.

“yes, she does. i wouldn’t be surprised if she already used those superpowers to find you and you know what? she hasn’t said anything to them. you would know it if she did. you know that,” robin says reassuringly. evie nods, her eyes brimmed with tears. she blinks and a couple slip free that robin is reaching up to wipe away with the sleeve of her oversized sweatshirt that was once dustin’s.

“you’ve got a point…okay…i can just private my account. so- so no one else can find out, right? Just…all of the important people in my life…dammit,” she sighs heavily, tipping her head back and lightly smacking her cheeks to try and calm down.

“yes, exactly! just private it and we’ll deal with the rest later,” robin agrees, rubbing her arm comfortingly.

“okay…nobody knows anything…they’re just- intrigued? okay…” evie mumbles to herself and pulls a desperate hand through her hair. nobody else needs to know. nobody else can get in. god, she’s glad jason is gone.

evie wasted no time in picking up her phone and switching her account setting to ‘private’. ‘need to know’ if you ask her.

“i did it! nobody else will get in…” she trails off at the ding of yet another notification. “oh my god…”

“what?”

“oh my god…”

“evavgeline. what?”

evie turns her phone to her best friend.

‘eddieisdead requested to follow you.’

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what's your favorite season of criminal minds??

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Steve will drop lore on Eddie in this ‘everybody knows this, catch up’ kinda way when it painfully clear that everybody absolutely did not know this.

Like, Eddie asks Steve to move his chair so he can slide passed him like three time in the middle of a party at the Byers and is being ignored. Finally, he’s like, “Ground control to Major Asshole. Can you hear me?”

Steve’s only notices him because he kicks his chair in the process and is like, “Oh, sorry, man. Gotta talk on my other side. I lost my hearing on this side.”

Which, great.

Eddie feels like an asshole but he can actually put that to the side because the whole table is just like, “…what? Since when?”

“Um…” Steve says, like. Yeah. This is common knowledge. “Two years ago?”

One time in the middle of the summer, Eddie is ogling the freckles across Steve’s shoulders at a pool party when Steve yawns. Eddie jokingly asks if teaching Robin to drive tired him out that much and Steve’s like, “Nah, I had a seizure this morning. Those tire me out for days. It’s so annoying.”

“Woah,” because Eddie didn’t even know that was something on their radar. Neither did Nancy judging by the whole plate of hotdogs she just dropped on the ground.

Steve causally mentioned that he didn’t have his appendix anymore a couple weeks after they closed the gate officially. Eddie asked when he had the surgery expecting an answer to be when he was a kid, but Steve gives him a weird look like, “Uh, couple weeks ago.”

“A couple - what?” Jonathan sputtered from across the room. “A couple weeks ago, we killed Vecna.”

“Yeahh???” Steve rolled his eyes. “And then I had my appendix taken out. That’s what happens when you’re stabbed.”

“You were stabbed?!?”

“C’mon, man. You were there. Keep up.”

Eddie is shut up mid-sentence by lips against his and, wow. Whoa. Steve Harrington kissing him right now and Eddie should definitely kiss back but, “You like guys? I’ve had a chance this whole time?”

“I’m literally bisexual.”

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Billy: Harrington right? i heard you used to run this school. Is that true? King Steve they used to call you huh? Then you turned bitch.

Steve: Hey, maybe you should just shut up and play the game.

Billy:

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au where divorced!addek has a child they have shared custody over and merder is dating/married doesnt matter that much and meredith and addison take turns picking up the child from each other’s places and over time they fall in love heh (my brain is rotting)

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april fools day

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eighth year my beloved

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me to my online friends