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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

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I need more media that has the same kinda vibes (imargy/symbolism ect) of nbc hannibal and/or sleep token please I am begging

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saying “are you hurt?” to the person covered in your blood after you’ve just been shot is insane

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1 manhandling, please

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tummies are hot .. stretch marks are hot .. smile lines are hot .. get with it

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Burning your father

Burning your mother

Burning your friend

And burning the love of your life

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in general i think hoping for the untimely deaths of most billionaires is pointless because most of them are functionally indistinguishable from the person who would replace them. getting rid of individual billionaires does not solve the problem of billionaires. but elon musk dying badly sure would solve the problem of elon musk

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Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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Critical part of pet ownership is figuring out what sort of hard petting they go buckwild for

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i think sleeping in your arms would fix me

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you