IT HAS MONKEYS ON IT? makes me feel bad about wanting to do not so nice things in the shower with you because the monkeys are on your curtain.
🥰🥰🥰 you’re the best everything ever.
At that stage of adult life where I’m overly excited about the new ceiling fans I just bought.
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get hard for home improvement is the best thing I’ve read in a really long time. 😂
At that stage of adult life where I’m overly excited about the new ceiling fans I just bought.
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as long as you don’t touch his championship, make bald jokes, or drink his coffee, claudio will deal. daniel is very intense but he’ll bring you fresh tomato soup from the tomatoes in his garden. I would normally be the one you’d worry about but you’ve softened me up with kisses.
you miss me? aw shit, are you home? We can fix that.
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she’s not stop living it on my Instagram!
News is so weird. I don’t care why Brittney Spears and her husband split up.
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IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU KRIS.
but i won’t. couldn’t if I wanted to.
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If you hurt Brandi theirs gonna be more of this. 👀👀👀👀 I’m watching you.
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we could make some type of gear figured inspired by mortal combat like mortal brandi. still trademarking blackpool combat babe. 🥰
good because the kisses are hooked on you. (:
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Wait no that’s my line. I’m the violent boy.
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.. are you the leave Brittany alone person?
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For when you do and if you want to, I’ll be first in line to help train you. Blackpool Combat Style.. but with celebratory kisses. 😘😘 you’ll be like Blackpool Combat Babe.
He’s a total dweeb too. But he’s your dweeb.
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good good because i haven’t either and we’re really great together.. and if anyone else tried to charm you, I’d get violent. violent Yuta is best when he’s getting paid on television.
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