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reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

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Scout fics when you go through a breakup: He’d comfort you and give you cookies :))
What he’d actually do..
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well my blog turned a year old the other day 💙 i’m around just not really hyperfixated on xmen as much as i was. looking back, i wish i wrote everything over again because i feel like i’ve gotten better since last year. maybe i’ll come around and write more if the nightcrawler hype is still here.
thanks for sticking around.
bamf
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clark loves a bratty girlfriend he like just told me…. yeah… yeah he like loves when she stomps her foot and clenches her manicured nails into a fist and pouts “clarkie!” when he’s late for dinner…. yeah… yeah he looooves when she gives him the silent treatment for approximately 3 minutes and then gives up because she wants someone to rub her shoulders that tensed up… yesssss and when she whines and he has to tut out “why so fussy, honey?” just to see her smile… yeah he loves that he like just told me that fr
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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
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Dano Riddlers!
I'm thinking of making these into charms or stickers or maybe pins for my Etsy
would anyone like that?
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I have to get him pregnant. It's my duty to my country.
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kurt believing logan whenever he says ‘swear to god’ despite the fact that logan is using it solely as a secular phrase and is still lying like 50% of the time is so funny
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“I want a nose job” “I want lip filler” “I want a bbl”
I want to look like nightcrawler. I want to be blue and have pointy ears and three fingers and a long dexterous tail. I am objectively horrifying to look at in the perfect timeline. but I am free
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Christine: Someone's coming over. Someone you don't like.
Erik: That could be anybody
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Tumblr's Next Top Disney Prince Semifinals:
Donald Duck propaganda (each word is a different post)
Quasimodo propaganda (each bold word is a different propaganda link)
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If I were rich, I would get this in a heartbeat.



Mondo has made several X-Men Animated Series/X-Men '97 characters as 1/6th scale figures, and this is obviously one of my favorites. (I love a lot of them.) But you guys know that I'm an absolute sucker for Kurt Wagner.
He looks so good! The suit, the tail, the articulation, the faces!
Yall.
The. Faces.


I actually like these two more than the '97 head. I think it's the hair. I like these hairstyles more. Especially the second one because of the slight curl going on; I love when Nightcrawler has curly hair.



That being said... holy smokes all three are hot!

I like that he comes with a different tail that can hold a sword. It kind of reminds me of the Marvel Select (Diamond Select) Mr. Fantastic who comes with an alternate body that you can stick a figure in the middle of to make it look like he's coiled around them.


IT'S A BAMF!


BAMF!!!





I cannot overstate how much I love this.
If the articulation is half as good as the pictures make it look he's perfect because he needs to be able to pose in all kinds of ways.



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