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Trump is oblivious to the fact that he loves entertainment that is very popular with gay men. And now he is dragging JD Vance with him and JD is trying way too hard to signal he doesn't want to be there.

"I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAY MUSICALS! HAHAHAHAHA! HERE IS A DETAIL ABOUT A GAY MUSICAL THAT I WOULD ONLY KNOW IF I HAD SEEN THAT GAY MUSICAL. AHAHAHAHA. PLEASE LAUGH AT MY FUNNY JOKE, WIFE. I AM NOT GAY. PLEASE DON'T PUT IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT I AM GAY."

Meanwhile, Trump...

"I love YMCA. It's the greatest song ever recorded. The Village People were the last great band. Very catchy beats, from the standpoint of dancing. And I love that they were just regular working class guys with normal jobs. I tried to hire the construction worker to build Trump Tower, but he told me that wasn't the kind of tower he was into.

Broadway musicals are the highest form of entertainment from the standpoint of making me feel things. Les Mis, such a beautiful play. It's about bread, can you believe it? A whole musical about bread! You gotta pay for your bread, folks. Just give them $200 or whatever bread costs, show them your ID for buying groceries, and then you don't have to worry about the bread police, okay?

Later we're going to a wonderful bar called "The Bulge." Isn't that a funny name? I assume that is because all the men have big bulging muscles. Very fit, these guys. You'll never see more manly men. Very strong, very shiny guys. They could probably lift some heavy stuff, from the standpoint of weight.

Not quite as manly as the people over at Lumberjacked. Those are some very very hairy men. Very manly. Very good at handling wood, or so they tell me. The lumber industry is very important. 900% tariffs. We're bringing wood handling back to America.

They play a lot of Elton John there. My favorite musician and a great dresser, from the standpoint of sparkles. Lotta sparkly outfits, I love it."

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Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) dir. John Carl Buechler

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Art by Essi Välimäki

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i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

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Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

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it was not on wheat...

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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boys do be crazy

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I saw warfare this morning and while I have a lot of thoughts, the biggest part I could possibly hope to convey is not to let uninformed Twitter opinions get on a soapbox and talk you away from this movie. Go see it and form your own opinion. The SEALS are not shown as heroes, they suffer excruciating injuries and are completely undignified in their portrayal. Nothing is dramatized, it's just a raw depiction of war as it is: hell. This movie is not enticing anyone to enlist (if they see this and want to join the military- they're fucking crazy) and it doesn't attempt to force any sort of feeling onto the viewer. the acting is incredible (especially Joseph Quinn, D'Pharaoh Woon-a-tai, and Kit Connor), the sound design is horrifying, and the makeup department did fucking fantastic. go watch it.

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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Dr. Mel King THE PITT: 1x14 - 8:00 P.M.

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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.