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right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through
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@ people who use tanning beds: how can you do that after that one scene from final destination 3 happened
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this is my favorite video on the Internet
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I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion.
Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles (via wordsnquotes)
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this is ridiculous

This is uncanny, in my opinion.
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JESUSSSSS CHRIST
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Drake // Halloween Bling (x)
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me considering spending money on basic needs: nah I'm kinda broke
me considering spending money of frivolous shit: hell fucking yes
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my dog: barks @ 1am
me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want
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You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for
IMAX and climax
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that is because prisoners receive free college education while other people who don't commit crimes have to pay for that shit !!!

#really?#like...#we pay for their edu with our taxes#but you upstanding citizens have to pay out of pocket#or work your balls off for grants#murderers get that free :-)#how nice right
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Bruno Mars: how much uptown do you want?
Me: just funk me up
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