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I came here to scroll until my brain was numb not be called out thank you very much

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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time
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Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.
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Sounds just like mine, Bub maybe be older but Pickle is meaner and refuses to let him get away with anything. Those second Borns are always a wild card haha
So the spawn are at it again....I stepped into my room for a minute & all I hear is David rapid firing nerf darts & then immediately tearing through the house with Willa barreling after him (she's small but terrifying) & David's screaming "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!!" So yeah....injust stayed in my room. They can sort that out.
Seconds later I hear another few shots & David yelling "ow! What did I do?!" & Willa laughing like a little demon...apparently David shot the phone because his aim sucks, kid couldn't hit a bullet with the broad side of a barn but Willa is a deadly shot. Never misses. She of course shot him in retaliation & of course hit him. Someone send whiskey...they don't go back to school until Monday.
Somebody save me
@every-dayiwakeup @bolontiku @tilltheendwilliwrite
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Aww, rest in peace Hagrid 😔
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Sounds like these two would fit right in with my two
So the spawn are at it again....I stepped into my room for a minute & all I hear is David rapid firing nerf darts & then immediately tearing through the house with Willa barreling after him (she's small but terrifying) & David's screaming "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!!" So yeah....injust stayed in my room. They can sort that out.
Seconds later I hear another few shots & David yelling "ow! What did I do?!" & Willa laughing like a little demon...apparently David shot the phone because his aim sucks, kid couldn't hit a bullet with the broad side of a barn but Willa is a deadly shot. Never misses. She of course shot him in retaliation & of course hit him. Someone send whiskey...they don't go back to school until Monday.
Somebody save me
@every-dayiwakeup @bolontiku @tilltheendwilliwrite
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hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.
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#scream 1996#matthew lillard#stu macher#scooby doo#slc punk#shaggy#ah yes the blueprint man for my love life
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Similar but he's sitting on the closed toilet lid because it's easier for you to get all the angles his hands on your hips just looking at you entirely awestruck you pull the razor back to make sure it's all lining up even and he just smiles closes his eye and kisses your chest/sternum/belly (or belly bump)/whatever's right there and a happy little breathe of I love you
Ok but imagine
it’s Sunday morning and you’re sitting on the counter top with your man standing in between your legs. He’s letting you shave his face and while you are staring intensely at his face cause you’re concentrated on not cutting him, his hands hold your waist or hips and he stares at you with so much love and a hint of amusement.
and that ladies and gents is my love language
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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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Update (03/06/2022) my brain still hurts all day everyday and it has spread into my shoulder down through my arm. Also I now have an ever present tremor, please just know if we usually talk and you haven't heard from me.. I'm not gone or anything but I have loud ass wild as hell (I say this lovingly I swear) kids and a gnarly ass migraine
if you could take your brain out of your head and wash it would you use cold water or hot/warm water
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I've had a continuous migraine since October 5th 2021 so literally almost 3 months (12/30/2021) soooooooo I'm not using warm/hot or cold pass the friggin lidocaine please
if you could take your brain out of your head and wash it would you use cold water or hot/warm water
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I know I've been M.I.A. but here's a little update for ya
Fav Color - Purple
Last Song - E.B.A.H. by TECH N9ne
Last Book - the Hubs info book about becoming a union member lmfao
Last Film - Rumble
Sweet, Sour or Savory - Sweet and savory mixed
Craving - a giant boozy iced coffee
Tea or Coffee? - Coffee! hot or cold I'll take it
Let me tag hmmmm. . . .
@bolontiku @bitchiloveher @itsanerdlife @thedevilwearsvibranium @suz-123 @cactiem @amazingphanisnotonfire-imagines @imaginesofeveryfandom @imagine-assembling-the-avengers
tag people you want to catch up with/get to know better!
Thanks for the tag @dandelionaesthetic 😊😊
Favourite colour: sky blue
Last song: Weather any storm by Cody Francis
Last movie: Grave of fireflies
Last show: stranger things
Sweet, sour or savoury: savoury
Craving: a roadtrip to the mountains
Tea or coffee: both😋
What I’m currently working on: infinite amount of homework
Tagging- @whatifitsturtlesallthewayup @thelonelywitchandthelonelytides @thewindandthewolves @cupidant
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