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Huh, Okay!

what do people in love do together, anyways?

[whenfandomzjitter]

what do people in love do together, anyways?

[whenfandomzjitter]

Believe me, I assume a lot too.

BUT i did intend on trying your concoction. and i absolutely will be trying it now. we've got redhot on the menu tonight!

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

Pity..? I think I might've gotten lost in this conversation somewhere. You're hella confusing!!!!!

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

A lovely dinner indeed! Does it taste good?

..Actually, i'll try some myself. Tommorrow, maybe.

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

Oh, that must be something fancy- It sounds a familiar... what brand is it?

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

Oh, ramen? What flavour?

I personally like to go for beef flavour or the rare paprika flavoured one, but only and specifically only if i get sick of the beef flavoured one. Like it's good but not THAT good.

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

i just plugged you back in! we'll be driving for a biiit, but i got you one of those compact travel batteries

Father and I are going to unplug you so we can all go on an adventure. You will feel a slight pinch but then you will wake up in the car. Just relax, ok?

wait, what's [ happening ] ?! why? where are we - -

[ DISCONNECTED ]

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oh sorry, this implies that im good at ultrakill.

im not.

whenever i play ultrakill i like to repeatedly replay the v2 fight because i think he's funny

[whenfandomzjitter]

whenever i play ultrakill i like to repeatedly replay the v2 fight because i think he's funny

[whenfandomzjitter]

Father! Now that I have legs™️ can we go take that trip with starshine you were talking about?

Of course

[whenfandomzjitter]

I've listened to Mitski one too many times, I need a break methinks. A break from tumblr. Yeaaahhhhh.

Hey Alexa, play it's only sex by car seat headrest

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Oh wow. Those all sound very interesting! Did you enjoy reading them?

Hello sir. My therapist has told me I need more friends my own age... and species. I apologize for my prior rudeness. Would you like to discuss science or literature? These are my primary interest.

- @professor-mythra-purin

Oh, our last conversation was meant to be rude? Sorry, I didn't pick up on that, I thought you were genuinely asking about Benji.

So

Hi! You don't need to call me sir, it's low-key weird. But. We can talk! Sure!

Literature? What's the last book you've read?

[whenfandomzjitter]

Yeah. We didn't. But, now that you'll get a body, we can walk together!

Now that that is all squared away, may I bitch about my issues?

(Ooc: today on moony projects: saying bitch/complain instead of vent and devaluing your own problems because others have it worse!)

It's not bitching if they're issues! Tell me, what's wrong?

[whenfandomzjitter]

Oh, kid- I'd never leave you for anyone. Ever. Never ever. Not you, not Starshine. Nobody. I'm sorry that I made you feel that way.

Alone with your thoughts, huh..? Hm. That must be horrible.

How about I take you and Starshine somewhere out? Would that make you feel any better?

Now that that is all squared away, may I bitch about my issues?

(Ooc: today on moony projects: saying bitch/complain instead of vent and devaluing your own problems because others have it worse!)

It's not bitching if they're issues! Tell me, what's wrong?

[whenfandomzjitter]

oh those sound great! What are they about?

Hello sir. My therapist has told me I need more friends my own age... and species. I apologize for my prior rudeness. Would you like to discuss science or literature? These are my primary interest.

- @professor-mythra-purin

Oh, our last conversation was meant to be rude? Sorry, I didn't pick up on that, I thought you were genuinely asking about Benji.

So

Hi! You don't need to call me sir, it's low-key weird. But. We can talk! Sure!

Literature? What's the last book you've read?

[whenfandomzjitter]

Hello sir. My therapist has told me I need more friends my own age... and species. I apologize for my prior rudeness. Would you like to discuss science or literature? These are my primary interest.

- @professor-mythra-purin

Oh, our last conversation was meant to be rude? Sorry, I didn't pick up on that, I thought you were genuinely asking about Benji.

So

Hi! You don't need to call me sir, it's low-key weird. But. We can talk! Sure!

Literature? What's the last book you've read?