whenfandomzjitter

[whenfandomzjitter]

It has come to my attention that I've been posting from my Arav blog. Whoopsie daisy. I'm still keeping those posts up btw they're in character methinks but like. Erm sorry. Sorry that I'm so Arav pilled and so in tune with his autism that I subconsciously post heat to his blog. I'm on that Miku shit. Y'all wouldn't understand

[whenfandomzjitter]

In retrospect I think kutner would find it very funny that his death is what finally drove house bonkers. Like out of everything he'd been through it was the death of the guy who peed in his chair that did him in

[whenfandomzjitter]

You motherfuckers the earth is flat I've seen it with my own two.eyes. I'm like wolowitz or whatever his name was from Friends. I KNOW that shit is flat bro.

[whenfandomzjitter]

Huh, Okay!

what do people in love do together, anyways?

[whenfandomzjitter]

what do people in love do together, anyways?

[whenfandomzjitter]

Believe me, I assume a lot too.

BUT i did intend on trying your concoction. and i absolutely will be trying it now. we've got redhot on the menu tonight!

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

Pity..? I think I might've gotten lost in this conversation somewhere. You're hella confusing!!!!!

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

A lovely dinner indeed! Does it taste good?

..Actually, i'll try some myself. Tommorrow, maybe.

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

Oh, that must be something fancy- It sounds a familiar... what brand is it?

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

Oh, ramen? What flavour?

I personally like to go for beef flavour or the rare paprika flavoured one, but only and specifically only if i get sick of the beef flavoured one. Like it's good but not THAT good.

What's up, weird literature girl from my asks?

-Arav

Hello, odd science boy from my feed. At the moment I am sitting on my desk eating instant ramen and pretending to like idol anime so my friend and I will have something to talk about.

[whenfandomzjitter]

i just plugged you back in! we'll be driving for a biiit, but i got you one of those compact travel batteries

Father and I are going to unplug you so we can all go on an adventure. You will feel a slight pinch but then you will wake up in the car. Just relax, ok?

wait, what's [ happening ] ?! why? where are we - -

[ DISCONNECTED ]

[whenfandomzjitter]

oh sorry, this implies that im good at ultrakill.

im not.

whenever i play ultrakill i like to repeatedly replay the v2 fight because i think he's funny

[whenfandomzjitter]

whenever i play ultrakill i like to repeatedly replay the v2 fight because i think he's funny

[whenfandomzjitter]

Father! Now that I have legs™️ can we go take that trip with starshine you were talking about?

Of course

[whenfandomzjitter]

I've listened to Mitski one too many times, I need a break methinks. A break from tumblr. Yeaaahhhhh.

Hey Alexa, play it's only sex by car seat headrest

[whenfandomzjitter]

Oh wow. Those all sound very interesting! Did you enjoy reading them?

Hello sir. My therapist has told me I need more friends my own age... and species. I apologize for my prior rudeness. Would you like to discuss science or literature? These are my primary interest.

- @professor-mythra-purin

Oh, our last conversation was meant to be rude? Sorry, I didn't pick up on that, I thought you were genuinely asking about Benji.

So

Hi! You don't need to call me sir, it's low-key weird. But. We can talk! Sure!

Literature? What's the last book you've read?

[whenfandomzjitter]

Yeah. We didn't. But, now that you'll get a body, we can walk together!

Now that that is all squared away, may I bitch about my issues?

(Ooc: today on moony projects: saying bitch/complain instead of vent and devaluing your own problems because others have it worse!)

It's not bitching if they're issues! Tell me, what's wrong?