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the unseelie court aesthetic

consists of the darkly-inclined fairies. unlike the Seelie Court, no offense is necessary to bring down their assaults. as a group (or “host”), they appear at night and assault travelers, often carrying them through the air, beating them, and forcing them to commit such acts as shooting at cattle. like the beings of the Seelie Court who are not always benevolent, neither are the fairies of the Unseelie Court always malevolent. most Unseelies can become fond of a particular human if they are viewed as respectful, and would choose to make them something of a pet.

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the seelie court aesthetic

known to seek help from humans, to warn those who have accidentally offended them, and to return human kindness with favors of their own. a fairy belonging to this court will avenge insults and could be prone to mischief. the most common time of day to see them is twilight. other names for the Seelie court are ‘The Shining Throne’ or 'The Golden Ones’ and 'The Summer Court’. seelies are known for playing pranks on humans and having a light hearted attitude, forgetting their sorrows quickly and not realizing how they might be affecting the humans they play pranks on.

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tread carefully, for all the wild fairies are at play

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Artist : Ida Rentoul Outhwaite

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This was starting to become a problem. The exiled princess didn’t used to smoke this often, but things had become worse and worse causing her to seek out the smoke filling her lungs. She liked the way it tasted like death, the way it made her breathing hard for a few moments. It was the least amount of punishment she could give herself without actually dying.

Pushing herself from leaning on the brick wall, she took one last drag. Nicole tossed the butt on the ground and blew the smoke from her body and right into someone’s face. “Oh hell! I’m so sorry!”

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Things I’ve said while Gaming

“If you’re gonna kill me, at least suck my dick first”

“Fuck my entire asshole”

“Oh, that’s right, just go straight on in without lube. I /appreciate/ it.”

“Man if I’m gonna get fucked a bit of foreplay would be appreciated”

“Dead. Again. Well good for me, now I’m FUCKT.”

“If you could NOT kill me, that’d be cool.”

“And fuck you. And you. Oh, and you in particular.”

“I swear to FUCK that I will find your family, drag them out in front of you, KILL THEM and then kill y–Oh, You’re dead now? Thank you.”

“Ah, yes, a trail of dead bodies. This can be nothing but good.”

“Oooh. What is tha– ABORT. ABORT. MONSTERS THAT WAY.”

“I am going to shove ten gallons of cinnamon lubricant down your throat if you don’t hurry up and fuck right on off very soon.”

“Oh. It’s a dragon. …Can I seduce the drago– Guess not. SHIT.”

“I don’t know you but I love you and we’re getting married and I’ll send you letters from my adventures and it’ll be really cool and romantic and shit.”

“Are you dead now? Good. I wanted your dress.”

“Man, fuck this place. Fuck this place in particular.”

“Why can’t I shit in that toilet. What sort of game is this.”

“Can I pee on this? No? STOP JUDGING ME IT’S AN IMPORTANT GAME MECHANIC.”

“Nope nope nope nopity NOPE”

“….Shit. You’re hot.”

“Holy fuck this game is making me gay.”

“See this map? Look at this map. I have a raging boner for this map.”

“I want you, and you, to smooch. Can you do that for me?”

“You know if things could STOP GRABBING ME that would be REAL NICE.”

“I don’t know if I want to punch him with my mouth or my fist.”

“I don’t even like kissing people and I want to tangle tongues with this fucker.”

“Holy fucking shit you’re LIMPING. Were you doing that before? Are you okay?”

“Okay but like. Couldn’t they have KISSED?”

“Yeah. Nope. Still gay. This entire roadtrip is gay.”

“Please zip up your shirt who wants engine grease on their tiddies? Seriously you’re gonna get burned.”

“Level 75 huh? …I ain’t fighting you. Looky here, there’s the road, you’re not looking at me, just gotta act casual… act casual… HAH YOU MISSED ME.”

“Can I eat this?”

“I hear wolves it can’t be the full moon ALREADY”

“God dammit dinner’s in heat”

“I chopped down seventy-nine trees and angered the Tree God now please feed me.”

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“If you’re going to keep acting like that I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...”

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Her sudden appearance startles Luci; she’d been so engrossed in admiring the arrangements that she hadn’t heard the other approach.❝ You did this ? Wow. I’m so bad at anything with flowers. It’s like I have the touch of death. ❞ 

“I’m sure that’s not true.” she replied, a sympathetic smile on her face. “Plants can be picky with people. Like most things, it can takes a while to find one that connects with you. There’s been a lot that have given me trouble to.” while taking she pointed to a specific pot that had started to wilt a bit.

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So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.

Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via books-n-quotes)

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A little PSA

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Nicole hummed to herself as she sipped her coffee. Things were finally starting to warm up meaning she could enjoy time out on apartment patio. Sitting at the little table she placed a fancy mug down that housed a newly sprouted seed. Looking around she made sure no one was around she cupped her hands around the sprout and whispered a few words. The baby leafs seemed to start glowing.

“There you are little guy, a little treat for the first nice day we’ve had in a while.”

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Conor Oberst from the band “Bright Eyes”.