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[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

Waxer... Waxer put the oranges down. You don't need to make tooka hats out of them.

Orange you happy for these pictures?

Not as happy as @212th-chaos and @whenindoubt-blamewaxer were when I forwarded it to them.

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And this⬆️ is why most of the 212th refers to you two as the "Chaos Twins"

The Tiny Troopers are enjoying their Halloween candy spoils!

However Fox is being indecisive…

And is that a little black Tooka wearing Fives’ helmet? 👀

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

I'm pretty sure giving the Domino twins that much sugar is a very very bad idea.

They're worse than Waxer-

The Tiny Troopers are enjoying their Halloween candy spoils!

However Fox is being indecisive…

And is that a little black Tooka wearing Fives’ helmet? 👀

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

I'll drop the fluff balls off with you lot next time we see you

But what if Waxer wants to adopt these two tooka right here? They need a home. Surely you could give up part of your bed for them to feel safe and secure.

...as cute as they are, Waxer has enough tookas. Go ask @hardcase-ct-yolo I'm sure he'd love to add some more tooka mascots to the 501st

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

But what if Waxer wants to adopt these two tooka right here? They need a home. Surely you could give up part of your bed for them to feel safe and secure.

...as cute as they are, Waxer has enough tookas. Go ask @hardcase-ct-yolo I'm sure he'd love to add some more tooka mascots to the 501st

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

Cody: *grabs Obi-Wan's wrist and ties a strap to it*

Obi-Wan: Cody, what are you-

Cody: *ties the other end to his lightsaber*

Obi-Wan:

Cody: if you somehow manage to lose it again, I will hit you in the head with it-

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

I quickly learned to stick a tracker on the thing after the third time @212th-chaos hid it from me.

It worked until he got the tracker and stuck it on Verd'ika to confuse me. It was definitely confusing to see the tracker running around the vents.

Are you okay??? You haven’t said anything in almost a week and I miss favorite curly haired boi

Hello friend!

So it turns out I was the latest victim of the 501st shenanigans. While I was on a simple scouting mission someone decided to hide my datapad. I don't think I would have ever found it if it wasn't for @is-that-regulation s help. Now I just need help finding out who did it in the first place 🧐 (I have my suspicions...)

Thank you for your concern though, always nice to hear from civilians ☺️

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

*laughs* aw, come on, @dangerousstrawberrypie . Teasing him is half the fun!

Yeah, the moment we got back on board, he was sitting on the floor with a paint can, and Verd'ika curled up in his lap for at least four hours.

WE MADE IT A WHOLE MISSIOM WITHOUT GENERAL KENOBI LOSING HIS LIGHTSABER!!!! (I think Cody actually smiled)

Boys and I are all going to celebrate at 79s when we get planet side. Anyone is welcome to come if you want. First round of drinks are on the Commander!

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

Maybe you should invite your cyar'ika @dangerousstrawberrypie to come along? I'm sure she'd say yes.

WE MADE IT A WHOLE MISSIOM WITHOUT GENERAL KENOBI LOSING HIS LIGHTSABER!!!! (I think Cody actually smiled)

Boys and I are all going to celebrate at 79s when we get planet side. Anyone is welcome to come if you want. First round of drinks are on the Commander!

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

Well, now that does sound like a fun time, Cyar'ika🧡

Waxer got his first clone anon but what about my boy Boil? I wanna sit in his lap and make out with him, please please.

Say no more. I hope this is along the lines of what you're looking for.

You'd gone out with Boil for a fun night on the town. He looked handsome in his fatigues and you were glad you didn't have to think about working all that armor off him later. After spending time enjoying a good meal and a little dancing, you brought him back to your place.

You barely got the door closed and he was already holding both your hands, walking backwards to the loveseat. He sat down as soon as he felt his legs against the furniture. You still stood above him and briefly smiled at him with an affectionate warmth.

"Come here," he said quietly. He pulled you down on to his lap and ran a hand from your hip to knee while leaving a kiss on your lips. His eyes searched yours before taking in all your features. It was as if he time stopped and he wanted to remember every detail.

You kissed his cheek and jawline, making your way back to his lips. They tasted faintly of the fruit dessert you'd just shared at the restaurant. Boil took in a sharp breath before his tongue licked your bottom lip, asking for permission to go further. You smiled as you planted a wet kiss on his mouth. Your tongues danced together in gentle movements. Not demanding or rushed, but confident and loving. You brought your hands up to lightly grip his hair before carding your fingers through it. The fabric of his fatigues was softer than you thought it would be, but you'd much rather touch his skin and hair. The warmth of him made you feel at home. You left a few playful kisses on his neck as he chuckled and pulled you closer, leaving his hands around your waist and hip. He kissed a path along your collarbone before returning to your lips to continue your little dance.

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects

...what the kriff is a centaur????

Anon, several species have six limbs. Besalisks and Lateros, to name a couple. I can say with utmost certainty that neither are insects. Where did you come across this information?!

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

Clonetrooper rights !

-unfortunetly only exists in our dreams.

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Oh Boil. Lovely man. You're cute too 😘

I- thank you, Mesh'la. Was a little unexpected but definitely greatly appreciated. 🧡

See Waxer? People flirt with me too, you karking di'kut

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...I'm going to space you out the kriffin air lock. Then your bunk will be fair game so I can sleep cause your tooka still hasn't moved

Best wishes with your upcoming collaboration with the 501st. May whatever chaos is enacted result in optimal results. Also you are very cute.

I appreciate the encouragement and wishes! Knowing General Skywalker, it'll succeed but neither General Kenobi or Commander Cody are going to be happy about it.

I'm looking forward to seeing the boys of the 501st. Those di'kuts know how to make even the most boring missions fun.

And thank you for the compliment, Mesh'la. I appreciate it😊🧡🤍

[whenindoubt-blamewaxer]

Like you needed the ego boost.

Come get your tooka. It's curled up in the middle of my bunk, and I want a kriffin nap.

Best wishes with your upcoming collaboration with the 501st. May whatever chaos is enacted result in optimal results. Also you are very cute.

I appreciate the encouragement and wishes! Knowing General Skywalker, it'll succeed but neither General Kenobi or Commander Cody are going to be happy about it.

I'm looking forward to seeing the boys of the 501st. Those di'kuts know how to make even the most boring missions fun.

And thank you for the compliment, Mesh'la. I appreciate it😊🧡🤍

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He's going to br extra careful this next mission. I can almost guarantee it.

Mission after that? All that osik is going out the air lock.

General Kenobi noticed Commander Cody had his lightsaber clipped to his belt after we completed our mission. He held out his hand and thanked Cody for grabbing it, and Cody just stared at his hand.

He then proceeded to turn and walk away with the General’s lightsaber stILL CLIPPED TO HIS BELT-

I think the Commander has finally had enough. Kenobi looks both confused and betrayed but didn't say a word as he followed behind Cody.

...Wooley, add another tally...