I need IRL Therian friends. I need friends to play fight with. I need other to share my non human feelings with. I need to have someone to do vocals with. I need someone who I don't have to pretend to be a human around.
I'm not bad at texting back because I have ADHD. I am bad at texting back because I'm a centuries old vampire and technology vexes me. Hope this helps!
The moral of fae stories, I think, is to just be specific and clear when speaking to an autistic person.
What, sorry, you didn't MEAN to phrase your bargain in such a way that I take your first born child? Well damn Steve, you shouldn't have been so VAGUE then
I too enjoy labor and recreation. Please accept my invite to join me in the woods tonight!
For normal, human activities, that are in no way suspicious
Please tell your spouse and offspring that I hope their molecules are vibrating at the optimum human frequency! And I hope they will also join me in the woods tonight.
We will roast animal flesh and consume mild poisons from tin cans! Lots of normal human fun to be had. In the woods with me tonight.
There is no reason for alarm or suspicion or caution. Just regular human joviality!