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u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

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Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

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it doesn’t make her any less bisexual to date a boy she loves!

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New Years

I don't like change, and I need constant stability in my life...

Needless to say I don't like New Years because nothing actually changes, but we make a holiday to pretend it does. I have such a strong hatred behind this holiday. Nothing changed, no one will actually follow their new years resolution, and you getting plasted was a ton of empty calories.

Sorry to be the Grinch of New Years, but I don't like holidays that give you an excuse to drink, and pretend you're a new person just because one average day went by.

Shut it down and don't start pretending your better than everyone else because you think "this year I deserve better, so I'm going to get it." (I work in customer service, and it happens every year)

Anyway, Happy January 1st. Just the same as February 1st.

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no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

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Someone: *treats me badly*

Me: *forgives them immediately*

Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I'm mad at you.

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by Collin McAdoo

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ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live

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Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

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fashionably late? more like anxiously early

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it’s my lesbian duty to love and uplift bi women

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Same

This is an actual tweet.

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crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point.

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Happy Asexual Awareness Week!♠️🏳️‍🌈