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My car got used as a projectile 😔🙏 thanks Cole

((ooc im completely fine btw lmao this was a few months ago now!!))

HOLY COW

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JAY SPOTTED!!

Literally minding my own business and he smacked into the pavement next to me 🙏 I think he missed a jump?? He sorta stayed there for a few seconds .,…, I uh…I sped walked away 😓

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oh... buddy... ouch.

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MUSHROOM ANON ROLLS BACK IN WITH NEW UPDATES ON THE LOST TIMELINE RECONSTRUCTION!

So, i have ben quiet for a while, not submitting any anon asks, BUT! I wasn't slacking. I was researching!! Some, but far from all, of my new discoveries are:

IN THE END NADKHAN'S CREW SIDED WITH NINJAS! From the Friend's Uncle's notes*, right after the wedding the crew betrayed Nadkahan, after he betrayed them. Tho that means they just paid their revenge ig (?)

Nadakhan deadass kidnapped and married Water ninja, and revived his wife through her. Yuck. Ew. Ew. Please someone find his damned teapot and kill the guy permanently in every timeline

On a lighter note, Chen's Noodle house was on one the islands that rose to the sky, actualy! (Nadakhan's pirates, apperantly, realy liked the food from there, and to keep their spirits in his favor, Nadakhan abducted the entire plot of land. With the. Uh.. the workers.. Not realy a lighter note i guess.)

The ninja getting framed and for a short time massively hated spaked a debate on wether or not blackberries are actualy black, and wether or not they count as fruits. (Because people where calling ninjas "fruit colored", but then the uhmactualies🤓☝️ of my sort came in asking which fruits where even black. Or white. Or grey. Or blue. But everyone latched onto the first one, because there are, in fact, no white or grey fruits, and blue just got thrown objectively blue blueberries at. The "wether or not berries count as fruit" debate still was going on. I found the debate re-started by some people on forums, and mention around stuff about having odd senses of dejavu or remembing dreams about "some fool having this exact dumb argument" when they didn't like a response too much. I felt like an archeologist through that stuff tbh)

This one is courtsey of my own sudden rememory, but i might have thrown a brick into a pirate's head when he was trying to attack some other dude :D I was strong enough to toss an entire brick with precision :D

* notes not words, because my homiesickle stole his uncle's dream-diary from those days, found the notes specificaly related to the erased timeline, and got me copies of em. While i do not condone the invasion of privacy, i also do not condone siding with villains like nadakhan, and i gotta have some moral lowground sometimes "\_( °-( ° )_/"

(And i didn't even owe him, the homiesckile, any favors for it :D )

- 🍄 anon

AYYY BACK AT IT AGAIN

oooo karma I love a good double betrayal

WASNT SHE STILL A TEENAGER?! HE MARRIED A MINOR AND HIS DEAD WIFE POSSESSED HER?! HOLY FUCKIN FSM THATS SO AWFUL I'M GOING TO THROW UP

even pirates of Chen's Noodle House 🗣️🔥‼️that is great advertising sucks for the employees though ☹️

well I mean there's a LOT of different types of fruits AND wild berries if we're counting those. Though almost all of the white berries you'll find growing naturally are poisonous. PSA: Don't eat berries without checking what they are. as for white fruits, there is the pineberry. it's like a strawberry but white. also, blackberries can be black OR purple, the shade varies between each berry depending on the amount of anthocyanins! AND BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE! ITS THE ANTHOCYANINS IF YOU OUT ENOUGH OF THOSE IN ANYTHING ITS BLUE! WE HAVE BLUE TOMATOES FOR FSM SAKE! JUST SAY THE COVETED FICTIONAL BLUE RASPBERRY AND BE ON WITH IT! I really fucking love berries chat if you couldn't tell

W MUSHROOM ANON THROWING BRICKS 🧱🗣️🔥‼️

it would have been lost media anyway so TECHNICALLY you're preserving it which is good 👍 and w mushroom anon's friend

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I just saw a snake fly past my window?? Garm hasn’t left the apartment since.

-🧢📷 @vinny-of-ngtv-news

uhhhhhh 👀

snake sighting I guess?

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definitely old man yaoiing...

YAYYYYY

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I just watched N-pop Oni Hunters and it was amazing.

I was with my Friend, Sarah after I just brought a new Van thanks to a certain mechanic had ruined my last van.

I Heard Kai go past and. I kid you not, He was Singing How it’s done. From N-pop Oni hunters. I was about to tell him how good his singing until he noticed and realised what he was doing and then Ran off in embarrassment.

Kai, Your singing voice is incredible but why did you skittle off like a little gremlin???

-🎸!Anon

YAYAYAYAY IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT ITS SO GOOD

shoutout Sarah 🗣️🔥‼️

NEW VAN LETS GO

that's so w of him

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I think i saw Wu and Zanes dad hugging in the birch?

(Early seasons rp blog)

oh fr?

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Saw nya walking around with a gift in her hand...

Maybe it's someone's birthday?

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how curious...

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Please tell me why my siblings decided to dive tackle me at the worst times?

I already have back problems and they know this </3

-🔥

NOT THE DIVE TACKLE 😧

Back problems 😔

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NINJA SIGHTING!

okay so this was years ago, but do you remember when kai cole jay and zane turned into kids? well i was a kid back then and i only just remembered that i met them during that time! i met them at a park in ninjago city (i think they were trying to hide from the cops or something?) and i asked zane if he wanted to play dolls with me, but he seemed really nervous, and he told me that he didn't know how to play with dolls, so we didn't :(

ik its been years but if any of the ninja see this, please teach that nindroid how to play dolls!

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woah that's crazy 🫢

OMG NO NOT THE DOLLS 😧

that's so sad we should send fan mail with dolls 🙏trust me vro

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Lava sighting (?)

Okay, so, to preface this, i have to explain, that i live in the cornerest appartment of a building, and the building right near me is two stories tall, and i live on the third floor, so i have clear view and decent hearing range on whatever is going on. I even often see teens doing their harmlessly mischevious activities up there when it's daytime.

And so, the fire and earth ninja were parkouring to somewhere in their ninja fits, and one of the jumps they landed on that rooftop, but the earth ninja landed a little too on the edge, and almost fell, but the fire ninja caught him, and i heard em loud and clear, he said "woah, can't have you falling for anyhing but me, hot stuff". This was horrible, and what was worse, i heard earth ninja giggle while earth was pulling him up

I hate the fact that i have withnessed that. Send help.

(To clarify, i am totaly supporting as much as it's normal for a stranger to support a celebrity's relationships, i am just currently cringematised by being in hearing range of that godawfull pick up line lol-)

- 🍄 anon

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OH NO I HOPE HE DON'T FALL

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The sillies ever

that pick up like us so cringe it loops back around to being cute smh 😔

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i see. well, it seems unnecessary to me to drag this out into a weeks long public argument. the kitchen is completely unusable at this point, so i suppose if you two really do not want to take care of it, then i suppose i do not mind doing it myself...

on an unrelated note, do you remember all of those times that i have died, shut down, or have been otherwise damaged in order to protect you all? that was pretty upsetting wasn't it?

anyway, i suppose i will go clean the kitchen now, all on my own...

-🧊

if you want things done right you gotta do them yourself 😔

NOT THE TRAUMA MENTION

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Hey so I live on the 4th floor near the fight and the Green Ninja smacked face first into my window. He left an imprint on the glass.

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that's rough.

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im the anon that had a car go through hir window!! my roommate and i had to evacuate into the sewers so were just gonna stay at his moms place lol (hes serpentine). but!! the lightning ninja was helping us evacuate and he was grumbling about some "giant rocky bullshit tantrum" so maybe watch out for rocks? or something?

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ooo cool! hope your apartment gets fixed soon

noted 🫡 will watch out for rocks

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Something IS happening at Buildover Heights! Unfortunately I nearly got hit by a rock when I went to investigate. I guess the earth ninja is on the scene too? - 🗞️

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huh.

well, let's hope it's done soon. if I have to evacuate at THIS hour I'm just gonna stay here and accept my fate 🥀

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heads up to everyone downtown rn!! a car just crashed into my living room (i live on the 12th floor) and then the water ninja yelled "shit fuck sorry!!" so i think the ninja are fighting something. im too scared to check out my window (there could be debris flying in lol)

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so something is definitely happening at buildover heights...

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Hm. I might be crazy. But I'm like 80% sure I saw a flash of blue and green out of the corner of my eye, then felt and heard a big ass explosion from my apartment. Possible Lightning and Green ninja sighting.

Anyways, anyone @ or around 282 Buildover Heights might wanna get your backup generators ready if these two are around, my power was out for like 8 hours last time Jay was on this block 😭🙏 and I know damn well Lloyd is no better

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thanks for sharing! let's hope no one gets hit by a car or something