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i was at the dairy dragon and I saw Cyrus Borg.... with a small green dinosaur with this funky crest on its head. it was on a leash and it was judgmental

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DRAGONS IN NINJAGO CITY?! WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THEM??

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saw cole today! asked him for an autograph and he signed the back of my phonecase:)

NINJA SIGHTING ‼️

COOL ‼️ WE LOVE COLE 🗣🔥‼️

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Okay, so i was having my whenever-opportunity-rises nightly dance-off for my mental health (Going feral to fun music is scientificaly proven to be good for ppl), and.. I saw fucking fugi-dove flying past my window. HORISONTALY.

Good on him for figuring out flight, but like-

If i didn't manage to see that it was him after he already flew past, i would've ben having nightmares for the next month or two, thinking it was one of them spooky imaginary demons zooming past my window, and not a local menace to peace-n-quiet

- 🍄 anon, now back to his mental health-improving grooving ✌️

OH YEAH DANCE PARTY 🪩🪩🪩🪩

maybe I should dance more often 🤔

WOAH HE DID IT 🗣️🔥‼️ does this count as a villain sighting ‼️? eh sure why not

NIGHTMARE FUEL 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️

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Sure! If I see you I'll give you my employee discount card :3

Fun fact: we give the ninja discounts too, up to 20% off depending on how much they get (which is A LOT!!!!! THEY EAT SO MUCH GOOD LORD)

- 🍜

THANK YOU NOODLE ANON 🗣🔥‼️

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My friend Sarah and I was just trying to figure out how to sort Plates by how they are used VS the size of them. (Yes, the same Sarah who asked why the green ninja was emo)

The ice ninja I think he was walking by. He said something along the lines of "two guys sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re not gay." Out of nowhere. He was walking past by us

I just wheezed because i didn’t expect that to happen.

-🎸!Anon

NINJA SIGHTING ‼️

holy shit ice ninja has meme knowledge the end is nigh

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So I have my car battery back now. Turns out the Mechanic also stole a few other parts from people's cars, including my neighbor's tires. Anyway it turns out Garmadon hunted him down and got our stuff back. (Idk what the Mechanic needed the stuff for. Or the specifics of how Garmadon retrieved said stuff. I didn't ask. You try questioning a former warlord with suspisious red stains in his hair.)

So yeah, I'm on my way to call a non-villainous mechanic to re-install the car battery.

-Apartment Anon

(Oh hey! The news just said the Mechanic is at the hospital as I was typing this, thank the FSM my neighbor didn't commit murder.)

what does he even need car batteries for???

W GARMADON

oh no the mechanic is injured? that's so terrible 🥰

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I have a theory on why a lot of people have a story of fumbling the ninjas. They all, as far as the public is aware at least, come from different backgrounds, so people from all walks of life might have crossed paths with at least one of them in far past. Also, this blog kinda draws in mostly ninja-positive audience AND people who had a chance to interract with a ninja in at least some capacity (to sight a ninja you gotta be in ninja's proximity, so, kinda.. yah.. an interraction is far more likely this way)

So, people often fumble other people, and due to this blogs concentration on six specific people, *and the blog's friendly nature), people who are down to confess a fumble here are the most likely to confess a ninja-related fumble (or, a villain/vigilante fumble if they are a werido (term "werido" being used in a non-derogatory, neutural-to-positive connotation)) rather than any other sort of fumble, which creates an illusion of everyone and their grandma fumbling a ninja once or twice, even though it is actualy very very far from the actual picture

- 🍄 anon, "Um Actualy ☝️🤓"'ing anything he got a semblance of a logical an answer to

ooooh theory

okay so maybe im just getting a biased demographic, noted

aw thank you :3 I try to be friendly

CONFIRMATION BIAS CONFIRMED 🗣️🔥‼️‼️

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No, no, friend's uncle took a city-sized L, he was fighting on pirates side, aganist Jay's.. Uh.. backup team(?)

Obviously, with my knowlage of that all that 95% likely happened for realsies, that uncle is now officialy disrespected by me.

Also, honestly, yea, Comissioner does kinda look like a guy who's name is Gordon.

Or maybe Fizgerald, or Lyonell. That, old-time'y and fantasy-ish, kind of gruff guy name, y'know?

About insence, thanks for advice, it is a good idea, i thought about it, but assumed that it might also be in the photograper's allergen list, but i am now thinking i should just ask the friend to ask the photographer about the options figured out. And if the insence smoke on photoshoot is not it, i have an insane idea of making it out of like see-through kind of mesh, but that is a last-resort option, cus it's difficultttt

- 🍄 anon

MASSIVE L UNCLE‼️

Oh yeah absolutely. definitely a gruffy guy.

making smoke out of mesh sounds cool but it is HARD. i tried to make ghosts out of chicken wire once because I saw it online and idk how they do it

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Yes I work at Chen's noodle house

(ooc/I was just being silly but now this is canon)

-🍜

cool. do I get a discount now

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Ykw

Your a silly noodle

thanks?

🍜

GET NOODLE JUMPSCARED

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Saw the whole ninjas group and Pixal Borg with them by Chen's Noodle House like four hours ago, pretty sure they've left by now, so now reporting the ninja sighting!

- 🍄 anon

NINJA SIGHTING ‼️

epic 🤑🤑🤑🤑 we love Chen's Noodle House

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Guys the boys are out again..

-🌋

where are they

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Chat what if I told you I fumbled the red ninja..,.

-⚜️

EHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE FUMBLING NINJAS SMH GUYS

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Saw the brown ninja today

He was covered in donut powder and gave me a nickle not to tell anyone.

Good thing my silence can't be bought

had to search up who that was rq but uhh

DARETH IF YOURE OUT THERE THIS PERSON SNITCHED ON YOU AFTER YOU BRIBED THEM

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Was on a mental health walk, eating a quasoo (croissant). Saw Ice njnja, Zane, doing the noir detective bit again. He was wearing a trench coat, had a bubble pipe, and was narrating the scene so out loud i heard it across the road

Honestly, i envy this man's unbridled whimsy

- 🍄 anon

YOU GO MUSHROOM ANON GET THAT MENTAL HEALTH WALK 🗣️🔥‼️ ENJOY YOUR QUASOO 🤑

we love whimsy here I need his whimsy so bad. whimsy envy. need this man's joyous frolicking

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Erased timeline reconstruction update!!

So, as of recent, i have sent out my faithfull crow to gather me lore from what folk may answer (asked an extroverted friend to ask his friends and accquaitances), and i have some new lore. (I also now owe that friend to be prop-director at a cosplay photoshoot he's planning. I will have to handmake make realistic fake cigars, both proper and half-burnt, and figure out how to make them smoke on cam without actual tobacco smoke (he said the photographer is allergic, and i am NOT playing with people's allergies). Maybe he'll let me just add the smoke manualy in photoshopping phase, and i won't have to jumpstart my chemist career just for this one favor-returning ._." )

So, new bits of info:

My friend's uncle pledged loyalty to Nadakhan in the erased timeline (an L action to take, but it is what it is), after ending up stranded in the sky. From him we also now know, Lightning Ninja Jay was captured, but, for whatever reason not entrapped in djin blade. And he also was forced to partake in scrap-n-tap (at least that's how i remember it's called? Maybe it was tap-n-scrap, or smth), where the winner of a fight gets kicked from the fight, and Jay was basicaly getting fighting all day long :[ I realy hope he doesn't remember that from the erased timeline bacuse that's like deeply horrible and traumatising.

Ninjas at some point all collectivly went to cryptarium as criminals, and i strongly believe they were framed, because they were accused of stuff ninjas would never do, stealin' stuff that has no relavancy to world saving, vandalism, bank robbing? Ninjas would not be doing THAT.

Master Wu was definetly gone for the whole duration of erased timeline, no one from my friend's retellings mentioned Wu even once. Probably, Nadakhan got him.

I did, in fact, land safely, as stated by my friend himself, because in his erased-timeline-dreams one of them was me crash-landing in a tree after soaring down on a bedsheet Mary Poppins style, and getting out from the tree like treeclimbers do - hang from branch by arms, prepare, fall and roll, landed safely, sucsess.

There was a second Zane! But he was like.. super SUPER steampunk looking, and he aided Jay in.. something, Friend's uncle only recalled seeing Jay, Steampunkified Zane and a few other people (including such people as current Chen's Noodle House owner, Skylor Chen, Capitan fucking Soto, and Comissioner (seriously, anyone, ANYONE, what's that guy's name? He is never publicaly mentioned as anything other than just Comissioner-)) fight aganist the Nadakhan's pirates (including said uncle :1 )

- 🍄 anon!

(Also, as for eating arson, i raise yall - the anon that said they like to eat arson just make fire shaped cookies and write arson on it. Boom confusion solved /j)

oh wonderful we love updates! you might be able to but incense sticks in there to get smoke, as long as it doesn't burn everything else

L uncle action ngl

oh that's horrifying. oh.

PRISON ☹️☹️❌ FRAMED 🖼️🖼️🖼️

oh no poor Wu :[

AW YEAH EPIC FALLING SKILLS 🗣️⬇️🌳‼️

oooo steampunk Zane we love the aesthetic also W SKYLOR CHEN W CAPTAIN SOTO W COMMISSIONER WHATSHISNAME minor w uncle? his original L cancels out the W kind of

arson cookies makes sense I guess 🤷‍♀️

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Aw man imagine getting hit by a Bus, couldn’t be me.

-⚡️(this is directed at Kai, not at you >:3)

(Also yes it’s ur fav, superstar rocking jay)

kai got hit by a bus??

also HIIIIIII BIG FAN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO ANOTHER SEASON OF MOST ULTIMATE EXTREME NINJA CHALLENGE EVER

also I got an ask from Kai talking about BFs plural can we get a confirmation on that