the inherent homoeroticism of someone else bandaging your wounds
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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me
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did not understand what hannibal meant when he said “you are the mongoose i want under my house when the snakes slither by” until a cockroach crawled into sight while me and a hot girl were watching silence of the lambs and she stomped it to death with her huge docs while i stood on the counter. now i actually think everything hannibal says is reasonable
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It's okay when I do things that are evil because I'm sexy
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Being alone is just like: *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *doesn’t talk to myself but does the hand gestures to what I’m saying in my head* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weir
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me watching literally any show: *the most beaten up, shabby, broken and rugged character shows up*
me: i think im in love
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be there or be square
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anyone please ask your crush out like this
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I'm turning 18 soon which is the legal drinking age in my country. What should my first legal alcohol purchase be?
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fuck romance except whatever sokka and suki have going on
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