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"There was a flaw in the welding, just below the chest plate. I wonder if they fixed that in this new model?"
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Those requests are getting serious. I was asked to draw takemura taking "gay test"
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deltarune is probably a much quicker game to play if you aren’t pausing to say aloud “GOD i love Susie” after every line of Susie dialogue
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the type of ship i fuck with the most

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I hope a webp image feels the equivalent of human pain when I convert it to a png image
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whatever whatever the “dopamine addiction” industry is lying to you the point of life is to have as broad a range of pleasures as you can. the problem with dependency is not that it’s evil to be dependent on something, it’s that it can be unhealthy to rely completely on a singular source of happiness/pleasure/escape. this does not make the desire to escape inherently evil or some kind of inherent weakness. you are not addicted to dopamine you have a habit of relying on one thing for all your needs and that is a habit you can change slowly over time without complete ‘abstinence’ so to speak. and comparing any of this to a substance addiction is unhelpful + unhealthy + will get your local addict (me) to kick you in the shins very hard
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I drew Hannibal until he became unrecognizable
Got the idea from this
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THAT'S WHY SHE HAD A RAINBOW PAINTED ON HER???
How much do I overthink?
One time when I was a young teen I was experimenting with ways to make fake blood using red food coloring. I had a little on my finger and my white dog walked by and for some reason I thought it would be funny to swipe a little bit of food coloring on her head. I then panicked because I realized that to everyone else it would look like the dog was bleeding, and I didn't want to freak anyone out. So what did I do? I take the other food colorings and paint a rainbow on her head of course. Because obviously it's not blood if there are other colors there too!
TLDR: I painted a rainbow on my dog's head so the red food coloring wouldn't look like blood.
#Yes I'm stalking your tumblr again#I remember our precious dog with her little rainbow head#What other secrets do you have??? Please share them with the internet
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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger
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Very important question
Amy x Blaze or Amy x Surge?
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Made some pride flag slime dipped lollipops.
Available on pins, stickers, and more on my Redbubble
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