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met gala themes if I was anna wintour:

the six wives of henry VIII

what would you have worn to the crucifixion

cannibalism across the eras

slavs in tracksuits

cats (2019)

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The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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The foxhole court :: the sunshine court (jean starts at usc)

The kings men : the queens women (cat and Laila storm evermore to rescue what's left)

The raven king :: the cardinal queen (Kevin transfers to USC and makes out with Jeremy on the court)(with jeans permission)

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Walter Melon

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Curious Zelda

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To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

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Rest in peace Morgan Spurlock and let us never forget that Super Size Me was an extremely poorly made and completely unscientific documentary that shouldn't be celebrated

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

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i once went to vegas as a child pre smart phones and there was a store in one of the hotels selling gold and diamond phones and i walked right in and pointed at one and said hey can i hold that i might be interested in it and the worker looked at 10 year old me and asked if i could afford it and i told him well ma has been extra generous with the lunch money lately and i've been putting a little away each day and i hadn't checked interest in a bit and he said the phone cost $50k and i stood there and thought for a moment and said well i'll have to do a couple extra chores around the neighborhood but i could handle that if i could do a payment plan and he asked me what kind of chores i did to make so much money and he did not like me answering "burglary"

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