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Take me back to 2018 when Venom had just come out and previously respectable blogs were out there putting Tom Hardy getting fucked by a slime monster on my tl

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Comic book Venom: Eddie, I'm acting strange because I'm pregnant and didn't know how to tell you.

Comic book Eddie: Oh, my love, that's great news. Don't worry, we'll figure this out together.

Movie Venom: I'm pregnant, so if you don't get me a tub of chocolate ice cream in ten minutes, I will literally eat your ass!

Movie Eddie: ........WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE PREGNANT?!

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The entirety of tumblr the second Venom: Let There Be Carnage trailer dropped

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idk why but Venom grabbing the paper towel and the way it just keeps unrolling after venom grabs a piece. is just absolutely SENDING ME.

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Us after seeing Venom (2018):

Venom is a romcom

Sony in 2021:

Yes you are absolutely right, and now we wrote in all you fluff headcanons

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Well.

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The thing with venom is that if it had been critically well received I feel like it would not have been nearly as charming.

The pure chaos and weird tone and haphazard story beats of the first movie just fit venom as a character and like critics don't seem to get that this isn't the fucking avengers and this character did not have to be Tony Stark to be compelling and yes sometimes you just wanna see a guy dunk himself in a lobster tank at a fancy restaurant.

There are plenty of us sloppy cunts that could relate to Eddie Brock human disaster and his feral slightly evil but mostly just fun loving parasite.

Venom was like sloppy drunk tequila friend representation and a 30 percent rotten tomatoes score felt like it couldn't really be any other way.

Like if venom was rated over 50 percent, it just would not be as good, paradoxically.

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me: ugh i hate love

also me two minutes later: *proceeds to write a 100k words fanfic about two people falling in love using a tons of angst and fluff*

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ready for venom 2

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is he,,, you know

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so basically venom in let there be carnage.

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I just really appreciate that Dr. Dan is seeing all this weirdness between Eddie and Venom, and is still being patient and understanding, and more than committed to marrying Anne.

If this movie has a scene of them saying their vows at their wedding while Eddie and Venom reaffirm their commitment to each other while in the audience watching, as a parallel, I will not be responsible for my actions.

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Me if they go ballsy in Venom 2 and have Eddie call Venom 'my love' like he does in the comics:

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The fact that everywhere else people are discussing the casting for Carnage and the background clues but this place is filled with monster fucker memes and domestic Eddie and Venom