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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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i want to be an actor in porn but not a porn star i want to be the evil wife whose husband is having a lurid gay affair and i pretend i don’t notice while they’re doing looney toons shit to each other under the dinner table. that��s acting to me

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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me every day cause I don’t understand anything

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Patti Smith's review poem of The Beach Boys' Love You from the time of the album's release, October 1977.

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men

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Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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This may be my favourite scene from the whole movie,

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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

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I love twitter