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caitlynminimalist

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♥ Grocery Shopping ♥

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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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Fav lil siblings 💙🖤

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epistemic love poem by Jaswinder Bolina

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Ooooooo so excited!

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elizabeth sun lee by jason & styling by alexandrea

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the world is my oyster and i keep slipping and slicing my hands trying to crack open the shell

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My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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learning is the point of learning. writing is the point of writing. reading is the point of reading. talking is the point of talking. testing yourself is the point of taking tests. these things are the point of being alive. skipping or hacking them is moronic. there’s NOTHING ELSE TO LIFE. THIS IS IT. oh let me just skip my life so i can watch tiktoks in my bed all day. put Click (2006) back in theaters. hurry do it hurry

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I love Brennan's commitment to reminding you that he was hideously bullied for being a fucking weird nerd, ESPECIALLY when you're watching content about how outrageously successful and beloved he is now for being a fucking weird nerd.

Dita Von Teese was so right, you really can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. And depending on the social dynamics of your school, there may be a few high-status people who hate peaches who can bring enough people on board to make your life a living hell.

Brennan was bullied so badly that he had to be pulled out of school and homeschooled. Those kids hated his ass! And look at him now. What more proof do you need that being surrounded by people who want to kill you during your school years doesn't say fucking anything about how loveable you are or what your life will be like as an adult.