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If hypothetically me and a friend wrote a (series of) fan musical(s) for The Magnus Archives how difficult do you think it would be to get Sparkbird involved.

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did you want a two hour video zooming through the most intricate family tree I could find? here it is!

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Off the Dome presents: Critical Kindness (a charity one shot)

THE VOD IS UP! I wasn’t able to watch live like I’d wanted to but now here it is!

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I have given years of my life to the magnus archives I know that absolutely no normal feelings await me in malevolent

Why did no one tell me Hayley whipjack is a Will wood fan. Her other interests include venom and gravity falls I have GOT to get this YouTuber into malevolent.

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It was so much fun filming with Unprepared Casters last month, and I’m so excited that the first piece of content we made is out!

Please enjoy this extremely short love story.

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if you’re in the market for a very short, silly, flirty, stack brick tower game powered one shot, I have just the thing for you!

watch six people attempt to get a mermaid and a pirate fall in love! do they succeed? um…

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📸: @suburbangrandma

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famously cisgender podcast unprepared casters

I saw unprepared casters people sharing pictures with you in it. I don’t know why they are putting up with you. They shouldn’t let transgenders on their show. You will ruin it!!!

Are… are you under the impression that Unprepared Casters is a particularly cishet show? Have you ever listened to it?

Also, I’ve been on the show before lol

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the world deserves a conspiracy themed duet between chet and rian

thinking about a uc musical arc again but not in the way that the arc itself is a musicical but what arc would be good to adapt into a musical.

(unsurprisingly) i think that arc 11 would be a good one. the way im imagining they could use a spinning stage,,,,,, itd be so good

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Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) dir. Andy Serkis

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im putting out a whole YouTube video about venom 3 tomorrow and i kept my symbrock trutherism to only a small bit of it, i think that should earn me a medal of some kind

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stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

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woah haley posts a video that isn’t about Baldurs gate or once upon a time???? scary!!!!

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my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

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rip mabel pines you would’ve loved neopronouns

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oh

You are Icarus. No one told you to go into the maze. You did it anyways. You know what you need it within. You are Daedalus. No one told you to build the maze. You did it anyways. You know it will show you the answers you need, one day.

You are Icarus. You can leave the maze anytime you want. You do not even have to fly. You do not even need the wings. (Daedalus did not make your wings, but you made them with Daedalus, in a way.) You could turn around. You could leave. But you can’t leave alone. You are Daedalus. You can leave the maze anytime you want. You don’t even have to try. Only you truly know the way. (You made the way all alone. Why did you do that?) You could turn around. You could leave. But you can���t leave the questions alone, not without answers.

You are Icarus. Daedalus does not want to leave the maze. Daedalus does not love you more than the maze. Why would he? The maze is all that is needed, now. You are Daedalus. Icarus wants you to leave the maze. He loves you more than the maze, certainly, and probably more than the whole rest of the world. But you can’t leave. Can you? A surface is all you really need, now.

You are Icarus. Daedalus will not follow you. You leave. You will never forget, but what else can you do? You are Daedalus. Icarus is leaving. This time you do not know if he will come back. You didn’t care before. Why does it sting so much now?

You are Icarus. You are alone. You are Daedalus. You are in a room full of people. You are alone.

You are Icarus. She’s behind you.

You are Daedalus. You leave.

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years go by but some things remain the same. you know it - boldly go where no man has gone before