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yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao
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I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?
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At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
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Watch the hilarious moment when a mascot pies a Texans fan with cake
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”
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randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
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freshman year: *politely calls teacher Mr./Mrs.*
senior year: *takes selfie with teacher, posts it on Instagram and captions it "my homie Richard"*
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