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are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?

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i luv knife dad, and so i doodled

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More Awesome via /r/BeginnerWoodWorking

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Garden Genie Gloves

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*me deep in the woods bent over a tree with my whole ass out* oh no I hope bigfoot doesn’t find me like this and raw me with his big fa

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Roger Patterson holding casts of the footprints left behind by the creature he and Bob Gimlin filmed in Bluff Creek, California, 1967.

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when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

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every time i speak i am reminded why i should not

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Joke of the day.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

what

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My tumblr features a distinct lack of beans

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You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

Puppy goes swimming (Source: http://ift.tt/2jAoYcv)

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successfully chased down the cryptid of your dreams? if not, sign up for this totally real and not fake dating site!!!! or just get a t-shirt that’s cool too.

Bigfoot | Mothman

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