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Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

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having edgy ocs is soooo embarassing like yeah this is johnny... he.. kills people... yeah with a knife and theres blood and stuff yeah... sorry i know...

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when youre whole ass autistic and you’re already mad about something and someone starts using the weed whacker right outside and your irritation mutates into unbridled homicidal rage so powerful you could absolutely with no exaggeration strangle a horse with one hand

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died and came back wrong <- became deeply depressed at age 12 and never fully recovered

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Firefly Glow-in-the-Dark Pin Set // Kili Midi

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When you’re so loud that scary bitch comes outta the tv

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you’re so silly, let’s get you to the psychiatrist

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one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

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you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

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some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

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Does he mean anything to you

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a single exclamation mark looks so lonely at the end of a thought i have to give it a friend

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the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

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